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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A federal judge ruled that New York City Mayor Bill de…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Several Minneapolis City Council members who have received death threats following their calls to…

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PRIDE AND CULTURE

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My sister recently self-published a book that purportedly honors my mother’s service in World War II. Her book…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I bought a ten speed last week, and I took it back to the store because it seemed to have…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I recently started dating again after ending a very difficult marriage. To say I am guarding my heart…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Lately, I have been dealing with a strange issue. When the sun sinks below the horizon while I am in…

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Pictures… before words.

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BREAKING NEWS – Lancaster, Pennsylvania – Joe Biden’s latest numerical  gaffe has even his staff scratching their heads. This time,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – A progressive Minneapolis neighborhood around Powderhorn Park that pledged not to call the police,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Protesters in New York City spent a second straight night camped…

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A VERY “SPECIAL” DELIVERY!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump was questioned from his son Donald Trump Jr., about the existence of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York  – Amazon has signed a lease for its biggest delivery station ever…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Numerous Seattle businesses – including an auto repair shop, a tattoo parlor and a…

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Goodbye yellow bright sun…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several protesters drowned in New York Harbor and an investigation is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lincoln County, Oregon – In a controversial decision Lincoln County, Oregon, has exempted non-white people from a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Conservatives on social media noted the irony in someone asking “Where are the police…

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