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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Dear Blake, I can’t get my husband to go to the doctor. He has always been a strong and healthy…

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I was watching a baseball game when a batter got hit in the head and was knocked unconscious. When medics…

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When generations arise without the knowledge of God and His commands, they fall into a downward spiral of sin, defeat,…

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Dear Blake, What’s the correct way to break up with someone who lives with you? A friend of mine wants…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I read certain passages out of the bible, they remind me of when I was a child, and the…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in August. Birthstone: PeridotZodiac signs: Leo and Virgo

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn., is taking aim at the NBA after a new bombshell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – A Detroit man was shot to death, after wielding a sword in the middle…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A trove of documents released could shed light on Ghislaine Maxwell’s…

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ONLY FOR THE BRAVE…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., proposed a measure to ban armed forces from using funds…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Just three weeks before the Democratic National Convention, hundreds of Bernie Sanders delegates have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Michigan congresswoman and far-left “Squad” member Rashida Tlaib, said this week that she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Bernie Sanders campaign co-chair Nina Turner offered a not-so-appetizing analogy when asked about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Former President Barack Obama was joined by actor and activist George Clooney for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has kept quiet on who he is going…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On whether President Trump will try and stay in office if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New York Rep. Jerry Nadler is shown in a new online clip calling violence…

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