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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that a spaceship from another galaxy landed in the United…

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HAMBURG, GERMANY

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper took former Vice President Joe Biden to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume expressed his concerns over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., does not share the enthusiasm Democratic leaders showed toward the…

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WAITING TO BLOOM

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D,C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden appeared to make some factual errors during a virtual…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 96-0, the Senate passed a massive $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told reporters that having another debate with his progressive rival, Vermont Senator…

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A LATE NIGHT BREEZE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar suggested what she admitted may be a “radical idea” to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders announces his new plan to fix the struggling economies all over the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – U.S. Sen. Mitt Romney of Utah says he has tested negative for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Former presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke and Joe Biden were seen at a Whataburger after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joe Scarborough was slammed on social media for falsely…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – African American supporters laid their hands on President Donald Trump as they prayed for…

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THE ABANDONED STREETS OF SPAIN

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Have Democrats found an alternative to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta’s latest report has been labeled “idiotic” and…

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