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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Los Angeles Times executive editor Norman Pearlstine claimed that using the word “looting”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – The Seattle Police Department warned business owners located in the so-called Capitol Hill Autonomous…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The focus of so much of the recent protests has been…

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ROWS OF TREES

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden used an appearance on a late-night comedy show to address a popular…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – First lady of New York City Chirlane McCray said that it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – The president of the NAACP declined to endorse the “defund the police” movement that…

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SKETCHING

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Top Joe Biden surrogate Terry McAuliffe told a videoconference meeting of Virginia Democrats that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – HBO Max pulled the Oscar-winning Civil War epic “Gone With the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – University of Michigan professor Justin Wolfers and dozens of other academics are leading…

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A TROPICAL WATERFALL

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Distraught Chicago officials complained to Mayor Lori Lightfoot — as looting and rioting swept…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vancouver, Washington – It’s not just humans who are packing on the pounds during the coronavirus quarantine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump Jr. called out Democrats looking to defund police departments and said they…

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AN EVENING IN THE WINDY CITY

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The mayor of the city by the bay London Breed, feels she is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In the latest update of the series — called “Looney Tunes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump took an opportunity to remind voters of Joe Biden’s support for a…

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