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I recently bought a hatchet from Home Depot, and when I got home I realized it was really dull. Because I had to sharpen it, […]

I have a couple of nephews that told me they got in trouble for violating conceal/carry laws. My nephews called it “conceal/carry”, but the cops […]

A friend of mine who’s a vegan and believes that it’s wrong to kill any living creature including insects, was placed in a very awkward […]

Sometimes you can pay a very heavy price for getting drunk, because getting loaded can often affect your decision making. While intoxicated, a friend of […]

I went with a friend of mine to a Rolling Stone concert, because he told me he had some backstage passes. It was his favorite […]

I saw a bumper sticker that read: “Are you tired of people making simple things complicated? Honk one time if you agree. Honk twice if […]

When I was in high school, I played the violin, and so did my girlfriend. After I found out that she had a crush on […]

Well, I was dating a woman that just ended our relationship abruptly, after she went through my cell phone. She went through every phone number, […]

A few years ago I had a part time job as a limousine driver. One day I had to pick up action movie star, “The […]

I can still remember the first time I ever saw some penguins in the wild when I went on a trip to Alaska. I was […]

I had such a weird dream earlier this week. I dreamt I was in London, riding in a Uber vehicle with Australian actor Hugh Jackman. […]

For decades, I was literally scared of my own shadow. But after years of therapy there is some good news! I’m no longer afraid, and […]

I don’t like watching football with women. Mainly because they don’t know the rules, they can’t understand the plays, and most of them show their […]

I was really hungry yesterday, so I decided to sit down and eat at a restaurant that I thought was owned by the Catholic Church […]

My nephew has a couple of kids, and as a parent, he’s not too bright. I found out recently that he does not send his […]

My ex-wife told me to meet her at a restaurant in a booth in the back that had dim lighting provided by candles. I was […]

I am encouraging everyone nationwide to join me in a movement of protesting against protesters. If millions of us march on Washington, D.C. to show […]

I went to a concert last week to see a new group called, “The Drapes”. They put on a great show, so I wasn’t surprised […]

I was recently injured in a car accident, and now I’m wearing a neck brace. I was hit from behind by a truck that was […]

A new local business owned by one of my neighbors, sells custom created caps. I had one made, and it didn’t turn out nowhere near […]

I am thinking about in the near future, opening up a “hum” less shelter. Which means, if you don’t know the lyrics to a song, […]

About ten years ago when I went camping with some friends, I made the mistake of hiking by myself. Within a few hours, I was […]

My cousin just bought a plane ticket to Hawaii to market his latest “invention”. This time he created a plastic hoop that’s about three feet […]

I have a friend of mine who could no longer take her live-in boyfriends smoking, so she finally kicked him out. But first she took […]

I have a certain method that I use to decide on my own personal mobile auto mechanic to repair my car after the warranty runs […]

I just found out that my nephew who is in the Army and launches surface-to-air missiles, was hospitalized because he became too obsessed with his […]

I rarely go to restaurants with anyone, because my eating habits embarrasses whomever I’m dining with. I usually consume all of the food on my […]

Lately I have had an overwhelming desire to be a catcher on a baseball team. I’m wondering if I am going through a mitt life […]

People, don’t fall for the current “rip-off” of a well-dressed man that asks you to draw all of your cash out of the bank and […]

I have a friend of mine that has a very strange affliction…he was born with two spines. It has never caused him any real physical […]

A very strange thing happened to me earlier this week when I went to my bank. After I handed the teller my withdrawal slip, he […]

When my son was in the fourth grade, he wanted me to help him with a report he had to do on any part of […]

I will never bet on sports again! I just found out that a recent baseball game that I made a wager on, between women that […]

A neighbor on my block that’s 96 years old is getting married this weekend, and I finally figured out what to buy him. Since he […]

I remember from a few years ago, a strange encounter I had while walking down the street on a gloomy evening. I saw a man […]

I went to the doctor last week for my usual yearly check-up. After talking to the doctor at length and him giving me a CT […]