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I recently bought a drone, and a now “ex-girlfriend” went with me to Yosemite National Park to obtain some scenic footage. As the drone was […]

I decided to change auto insurance companies, so I contacted a new agency and spoke to them at length. They wanted to know all about […]

I have learned over the years to take a person’s aspirations serious, no matter how young they are. When I was in the 4th grade […]

When a wife is watching their children, that’s called “watching the kids”, but when a husband is doing the same thing, it should be and […]

I have noticed over the years, that hitting on a woman that you first meet is a serious of hits and misses. One thing that […]

I went to the store the other day and bought some new underwear. While leaving the store, I accidentally bumped into a woman so hard, […]

For years, a close friend of mine designed and built wooden overpasses all over the country. When he didn’t get the raise he felt he […]

I hate it when someone promises that they’ll do me a favor, and don’t do it. My neighbor who is a taxidermist told me that […]

My neighbor was running late for work, so he asked me if I would walk his son to the 4th grade. As we were approaching […]

I was walking through a park when I saw a homeless person sitting on a bench. He motioned for me to come over to him […]

Some days I have some serious concerns regarding my insanity. When I came home this morning from my daily walk, I kept hearing voices and […]

I openly acknowledge that I know very little about medical issues, but I have debunked an apparent myth. A friend of mine that was intoxicated, […]

After years of tireless research, I have finally completely building a time machine. For $2500.00 I will transport anyone… into the present. I am guaranteeing, […]

I have been dating this woman who on occasion tells me that I am really stupid, and she is about five times smarter than I […]

I recently went to the doctor to get a physical and he decided that since I never had a CAT scan of my skull, maybe […]

The other day when I was on my way to the store, I saw a homeless person standing on the corner holding up a sign […]

I recently heard that almost everyone who lives in California that is married, cheats on their spouse. And, after the infidelity is discovered, both people […]

I have been studying and analyzing horoscopes and interviewing people that genuinely believe in this pseudoscientific system of divination, and that there is a relationship […]

I was recently at the San Diego Zoo. While there, an employee was giving us some information as we walked passed the large cats exhibit, […]

A friend of mine recently bought a pony, and he told me that he plans on entering it in the Kentucky Derby and was very […]

My next door neighbor told me how proud he is of his son that’s been in the Army for over a year. He said he […]

I haven’t been in a library for almost 40 years, and I forgot what basic policies are. Anyway, I found a couple of novels that […]

I still feel guilty over an awful miscommunication that caused a close friend of mine that I was campaigning to get repeatedly assaulted. When he told […]

I have repeatedly warned some kids not to play baseball near my house, and when I came home and saw all the glass on the […]

I personally believe that if everyone of the next two generations refused to have any children, we will finally be rid of all the people […]

I recently saw a childhood friend of mine that I have seen in at least 40 years. Back then, I remember her always going out […]

My father told me when I was about five years old, that I was very irresponsible because every toy that he has ever bought me […]

I have a friend of mine that has aquaphobia (the fear of water), goes to the gym every day to work out, but he refuses […]

One of my neighbors that I have known for many years works for the Crayola Cooperation, and he also has a very warped sense of […]