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I haven’t been to my hometown Chicago, for years during the winter, but I’ll never forget the last time I was there the day after […]

It is amazing to me what my cousin will do in order to “appear” to be humble, and to justify being so critical and judgmental […]

The beach is not the only place a person can be savagely attacked while riding the waves. My neighbor recently got severely bitten in his […]

I am now encouraging a nationwide boycott due to false advertising by clothing store Ross. Their phrase “Dress for Less” is not true because they […]

The ocean is the host to billions of creatures that are in countless sizes and shapes. All of them also “relieve” themselves in the water, […]

I went to visit my 93 year old grandmother at the nursing home that she resides. For the first time in over a decade, she […]

Disneyland is the most overpriced, overrated tourist attraction in the United States, And if I had my way, I would launch military air strikes and […]

After contacting both NASA and the FAA, they confirmed that that the Great Pumpkin cannot “rise out of a pumpkin patch and fly around distributing […]

I used to be addicted to dirt for years and I would love touching it and playing in it for hours. I sought help by […]

I totally don’t understand the design of watches that are made today. They have so many additional features that I feel are absolutely pointless. If […]

I saw something on tv earlier that I thought was so stupid. It was a group of people in Great Britain playing a game called […]

I recently saw on the Discovery Channel, a hawk swoop down at a high rate of speed, grab a chipmunk, and then go back up […]

I am embarrassed to say that yesterday I got arrested. When I was coming out of a department store, some guy grabbed a package of […]

I bought a keyboard for my desk top computer last week and I returned it today to the store that I purchased it. Even though […]

People, the internet is a hoax! It is scientifically impossible to get information from all over the world through some bogus non-existent technology! My months […]

My nephew always looks at everything in a negative way. I told him that I wanted him to meet this nice young lady that I […]

I am now qualified to repair any black and white tv’s. Yahoo!!! I was certified earlier this week after taking an online course. The money […]

It has been recently revealed that the “Flying Nun” from the 1960’s sitcom could not actually fly, but it was done with strings. Over the […]

After all these years, I am finally going back to school. I recently paid $1500.00 to take an online course as a CB radio repairman. […]

For years I have been selling my blood downtown for some fast cash. I was recently informed that is small potatoes compared to what people […]

It ain’t over until the plus-size woman sings. (This politically correct nonsense has gotten completely insane).

I won’t ever play cupid again, trying to set up blind dates after the last disaster. A friend of mine was telling me about his […]

I have been chasing this woman for years trying to encourage her to date me, even though she has often said to my face that […]

I recently got dumped by a woman that I was falling for, over a simple miscommunication. I was talking to her on my cell phone […]

I was initially happy when an ex-girlfriend of mine called me and told me that she no longer believes in astrology. She explained that she […]

Buick has a “Park Avenue”, Lincoln has a “Town Car” and Chevrolet has a “Suburban”. All three of these titles reflect a nice part of […]

Last week I traded my car for an important part of history. I am very patriotic and I fortunately met a guy outside of a […]