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Last month my arrogant conceited cousin that always brags about how marketable his skills are, told me that he easily recently landed a white collar […]

I have a friend of mine that is an extremely private person, and he also owns his own company. Which is why I was shocked […]

I’m not sure, but I think I might have gotten ripped off. I just paid by credit card, $500.00 to take some online college courses. […]

I recently went to the Library of Congress, just to get a single question answered. Because I have often heard people say that they have […]

I did something really dumb a few weeks ago. I ordered a magic carpet directly from some Arabian Knights in Baghdad and I paid $2200.00 […]

Bite your tongue? Break a leg? Knock yourself out? What’s up with these sadistic clichés encouraging people to injure themselves? No wonder this country is […]

More and more people are embracing the dangerous act of building climbing. Has music in elevators gotten so irritating, that this is now considered an […]

My ex-wife has always prided herself of curing illnesses with home remedies. I called her the other day and I told her that I had […]

There are very few adults as ignorant as I am about medical issues and terms, which is one of the reasons why I hate getting […]

I was in the 99¢ Store today, when one of the employees told me that everything in the store now costs $1.00. I immediately stopped […]

I think that flowers are some of God’s greatest creations. They look nice and smell really nice. That’s why I don’t understand why some people […]

I recently put in a request with NASCAR to become a professional driver. I told them that I was qualified, because when I lived in […]

In a chartered boat at dusk off the coast of San Diego, I and about ten other people were watching the migrating California gray whales. […]

I am really glad that both RNC and DNC conventions are over. After watching both of them, I haven’t heard so many exaggerations and outright […]

                 My life is so screwed up. Yesterday, I had my palm read, and they found a typo. […]

I hate delays, especially if it’s my fault. I planned on putting my father in a nursing home two weeks ago, but it’s taking me […]

After conducting an extensive three year investigation, I have concluded that the number one cause for forest fires, is flames. And number two, is trees. […]

Hey everybody, don’t waste your money renting the dvd, “The Sopranos”. It’s not a musical and family friendly as the title suggests. No one was […]

HINTS TO DROP TO GET THE BIRTHDAY GIFT YOU WANT 1. Women, if you want your husband to buy you a new wardrobe. Tell him […]

The discus toss in the Olympics brings back some very unpleasant memories. I got hit in the head with one in 2002 and was knocked […]

OLYMPIC EVENTS THAT I THINK SHOULD BE ADDED 1. Gang combat – This gives an opportunity for bigots, thugs, and low-lifes, to competitively express themselves. […]

HOW CERTAIN CITIES AND STATES GOT THEIR NAMES One of the states got its name indirectly from Coca-Cola in the late 1850’s. The soft drinks […]

My brother called me and was bragging about how proud he was that his daughter graduated second in her class. Initially I was proud too, […]

A cheetah is the fastest land animal on the planet. It can go from 0 – 45 in 2.5 seconds, and this hot rod cat […]

I recently contacted every auto maker in Detroit and told them I told that I came up with a new idea regarding airbags. This innovative concept […]

I repeatedly told my grandmother not to buy anything without me, so no one will take advantage of her, but she did it anyway. I […]

I recently went to a furniture store to buy something for my bedroom. After I finally found something I liked, the salesman said he’d have […]

About a month ago, I was hiking with a friend a mine through the Sonoran Desert in Arizona, on a trip that I had been […]