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I was at McCarran Airport in Las Vegas, sitting down and relaxing waiting for my plane to arrive at the terminal. I then noticed outside […]

I will never go on another blind date. Never! Yesterday I went out with this really attractive woman, that I was told would light up […]

When I was in Chicago a couple of days ago, I gave a woman who was hitchhiking a ride. We hit it off almost immediately […]

When I finally woke up after a wild New Year’s Eve party, I realized that my friends crossed a line with a joke they played […]

Last year, a neighbor of mine that’s a devout Muslim decided to shares his faith with me, in the hopes that I would convert to […]

Last week I was sitting in front of the fireplace at home listening to some romantic music with a lady friend of mine, and I […]

I can still remember about ten years ago at dawn, when I was walking along the beach on the Oregon coast. As I was listening to the sound of […]

J. Edgar Hoover was the Director of the F.B.I. from 1924 until 1972 and served under eight presidents. He was one of the most powerful […]

I was hanging out over a friend of mine’s house the other day, when I asked for some dental floss. I explained to her that […]

I was really disappointed when I found out the truth about my grandfather. When I was a little boy, I could listen to him speak […]

Editorial – VIOLENCE ON TV From the casual viewer to the couch potato, the majority of Americans think there is entirely too much violence on […]

I went to Glacier Bay National Park in Alaska to photograph the spectacular salmon runs. As I was getting some great shots, I noticed about […]

About a week ago, I got pulled over by a cop for talking on my cell phone while driving. He let me off with a […]

4 TIPS ON DEALING WITH UNMANAGEABLE TEENAGERS 1. If you have an eighteen year old that you think should get out on their own, give […]

It wasn’t until I was ten years old when I found that I was a premature baby, born in seven months. I didn’t think it […]

The Tyrannosaurus Rex was the one of the most fearsome carnivores of all time. It stood about 18 feet high and weighed 7 tons. For […]

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 5 of 5) On my return flight from Washington, D.C., I wound up sitting next to the biggest woman […]

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 4 of 5) When speaking to a male flight attendant enroute to Washington, D.C., I told him that a […]

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 3 of 5) My flight to the nation’s capital is one I won’t forget any time soon. I flew […]

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 2 of 5) I noticed something was really rattling as the plane backed out of the terminal at Dulles […]

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 1 of 5) After performing some comedy downtown, my friend Don took me to see the Washington Monument. As […]

I have gotten so terrible with managing money, that last week, I actually bounced some Wheat Chex. What the…

Jellyfish are free-swimming members of the phylum Cnidaria. They have several different morphologies that represent several different cnidarian classes and are found in every ocean, […]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And admitted that it […]

I have a friend of mine who told me that he was sleeping almost 14 hours a day. When I told him that sleeping excessively […]

Microwave ovens are in most households in the United States, and is considered a necessay kitchen appliance. A little know fact is – a very […]

Niagara Falls used to be one of the most popular places in America to go on a honeymoon. When I went there I saw why. […]

I remember when I was around 8 or 9 years old, my siblings and I were talking about what we wanted to be when we […]