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Right before I got married two years ago, my wife told me that she would maintain our home and decorate it with the consistency of […]

I have a friend of mine who is a coroner at the county morgue. When his boss asked him if he could remove all the […]

When I was a little boy, my siblings and I spent a few weeks on my grandparent’s farm. I was in charge of feeding the […]

I have a friend of mine that plans to start his own business. He stated that because this country is a melting pot of cultures, […]

Apartment landlords have become such greedy people. Nowadays, not only does tenants have to pay extra for having dogs and cats, but now they have […]

I hate when talking to someone, they add an “s” to words that are already plural. For example, I have a friend that constantly says […]

A friend of mine was telling me that one of the largest migrations in the world by reindeer, takes place in the Northwest Territories of […]

A friend of mine told that when a flock of pigeons flew over his head, he believed that some of them actually urinated on him. […]

I am now very careful about doling out advice. A neighbor of mine told me that her husband’s snoring drives her crazy. I told her […]

One of the most common reasons for divorce, is money problems. Because of this reason, both pastors and justices of the peace have become more […]

A friend of mine told me that he has never in his lifetime became carsick. He said he believes that because he thinks he has […]

My wife is a nurse and has been for 25 years. Here’s my issue. Every time we get into a heated argument, when we go […]

A friend of mine from another country was telling me he couldn’t understand why so many people in this nation rack up so much credit […]

A friend of mine works at a place that manufactures playing cards. He told me that because there are 52 cards in a deck, the […]

As I was walking home last night, a man approached me and his appearance was horrifying. When he stopped in front of me, chills ran […]

I have a friend that over the years frequently gained about 100 pounds, and then diets and repeatedly loses all of it. She recently accused […]

A friend of mine accidentally injured his dog while playfully tossing it into the air in his living room. At the point he tossed the […]

I am sick and tired of Hollywood injecting politics into movies! This nonsense started in 1939 by MGM, when they placed in the Wizard of […]

A friend of mine that has pet insurance, recently found out that it wasn’t as good as he thought. Last week he went to the […]

My cousin takes a lot of pride in calling out racism, anytime he thinks he sees it. Recently he told me that it was very […]

My nephew, who has always been a thief, finally got arrested when he was caught breaking into store after hours. He was attempting to steal […]

I have a friend of mine that’s a dwarf, and he loves to cook in his double oven. Because he’s so short, when he needs […]

Some people never change. A childhood friend of mine had the well deserved reputation of prying into other people’s business. He would constantly involve himself […]

Well, the Olympics are over and my boycott from watching them continues. They “allege” that they try to add a new event every year, but […]

A friend of mine told that when he goes to bed at night, if his knees and feet start twitching, he would get up and […]

My wife’s recent interest has me really concerned. A few weeks ago, she began binge watching ABC’s “How to get away with Murder”. Last week […]

I was talking to my next door neighbor a few days ago, and he was really depressed because his dog died that was killed in […]

Jan Brady of the Brady Bunch is now getting political. She said if America’s crime rate continues to rise, she has no problem with any […]

A friend of mine who lost his civil lawsuit after slipping on the skin of a banana, promises to take his case to the court […]

Anytime I am given a job, I see it through. When I used to work on a farm on long time ago, I was told […]

My wife is pretty smart, but I recently put her in her place. We just been through a heavy snowstorm, and she bought this very […]

Clark Kent/Superman has now filed a 10 billion dollar lawsuit against Bitcoin and other similar companies. He is alleging that they stole the idea from […]

Medication labels often says that there are possible “side” effects, but they never say from which side, the left or right so I don’t get […]

 If you want to make sure your talking parrot always tells you the truth, then regularly inject it with some Novocaine, because numb birds don’t […]

I just begun writing a novel about a bird getting murdered. And because the bird is an owl, the mystery novel will be a “hoot […]

I had a really weird dream the other day. I dreamt that I was walking near the bottom of Boulder Dam and I saw a […]

Alcohol can be deadly, and a childhood friend of mine unfortunately found out the hard way. In the 1980s she would always keep some whiskey […]

My wife is a nurse, and I love that fact. Anytime I’m not feeling well, she always knows what to do. I told her that […]

A new trend I see with travel agencies, are cruise ships that caters to ten month old babies. They can last up to a week […]

I personally have never been in a store when a “smash and grab” took place. The closest I have ever came to seeing something like […]