BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hundreds of animals at the National Zoo in the nation’s capitol, signed a petition in regards to “human privilege”. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I need advice on how to deal with a friend/neighbor’s messy, unkempt backyard. We are getting ready to put our house on the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats are emphatically backing a mayor in northern Alaska, after he announced that Whoville is now a sanctuary city. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Alexandria, Virginia – An historic Episcopal parish Christ Church, where George Washington frequently worshiped has decided to remove a memorial plaque honoring […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A long time ago, while I was on vacation in Cornwall, England, I met a man who was obviously a polygamist because he had seven […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now reaching out to all nations in Africa that has zebras. The animals rights group are encouraging […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My boyfriend and I have been together for two years, and for those two years, I’ve had to put up with his cat—a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Norfolk, Virginia – PETA has announced that more and more animal shelters are now teaching their dogs basic commands, before they are […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – San Francisco is earning a growing reputation for more than just its unmatched tech sector – for critics, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mahwah, New Jersey – The administration at Ramapo College deemed a barbecue’s “American” theme and advertising too offensive, according to the event’s […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New Smyrna Beach, Florida – In the span of just two hours last Sunday, three surfers were attacked by sharks off a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA has now written a letter to the Department of Justice, demanding some nationwide prosecutions. Because they firmly believe […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Fresh off a victory over SeaWorld and its controversial orca program, animal rights groups are zeroing in on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pueblo, Colorado – The owners of a Colorado pizza joint say there’s a thief in their midst after $5,000 to $7,000 worth […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sydney, Australia – PETA has now filed a complaint against the largest wool producing country in the world, Australia. They are proclaiming […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Minusinsk, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia – In the grave of an infant that lived around 4500 years ago that was buried in a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – An unknown man representing PETA is seen laying down next to two plastic turkeys, encouraging people not to consume […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – PETA is backing Wile E. Coyote in his lawsuit against people that use the word “coyote” as […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jeffreys Bay, South Africa – Three-time world champion surfer Mick Fanning paid tribute to a “warrior” surf buddy who came to his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA along with Greenpeace is now being investigated for allegedly giving drugs to hundreds of unsuspecting people on the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dannemora, New York – A prison worker has admitted to investigators that she “unknowingly” provided vital assistance to two convicted killers who […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sun City, Arizona – Two escaped llamas that had an appointment at the Carillons GenCare Lifestyle retirement community as therapy animals, lead […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On Wednesday, North (Kim and Kanye’s daughter) braved freezing New York City temperatures wearing a fur […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hubei, China – While many retirees take up interesting hobbies when they leave the workforce, Su Daocheng, 60, might be able to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA announces that they have plans to file complaints against all parents that have allowed their toddlers to abuse […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After giving it careful consideration, PETA announces that it plans to file a complaint against several grocery store franchises, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Ferguson, Missouri – Michael Brown’s stepfather, Louis Head is finally explaining a comment he made that many accused him of inciting rioting […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Crews finally removed a time capsule dating back to 1795 from the granite cornerstone of the Massachusetts Statehouse, where […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – PETA has announced that they plan on challenging in court, the Austin Police raiding the tiger exhibit at the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – In the past three decades, wild pigs have been spreading across America like crazy—to the tune of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – During a press conference, the President of PETA Ingrid E. Newkirk, states that even though she has gotten thousands […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton, the front-runner among potential 2016 Democratic presidential candidates, is sharply distancing herself from President Obama’s foreign policy, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Ingrid E. Newkirk who is the president of PETA, plans to testify before Congress next month in regards to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA attributes their lack of support from the House of Representatives due to the fact that most politicians owns […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boyertown, Pennsylvania – A Pennsylvania school district says an aide has been suspended after she tricked students into eating pet snacks by […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Places like the Goodwill and other organizations that sell used products to needy people, are questioning the recent joint […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is demanding that chicken farmers immediately refrain from their current practice of placing chickens in dryers for hours […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to pressure by PETA and the ACLU, the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, and the Belmont, have now agreed […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to pressure from PETA lobbyists, President Obama has now allotted funding to assist former service German Shepherds that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now demanding that the International Olympic Committee conduct an investigation of the athletes from South Korea, after […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Gainesville, Florida – A tractor trailer carrying live chickens overturned on Athens Highway (U.S. 129) in Hall County. A security camera confirmed […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio gets praise from PETA after getting a new law passed that mandates […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Federal Trade Commission which enforces truth-in-advertising laws, is now calling the name “State Farm” deceptive and misleading. Effective […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korea finally acknowledges that Leader Kim Jong Un ordered the execution of his uncle, by having him literally […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After being sworn in as the Big Apple’s 109th mayor, Bill de Blasio states that he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. PETA announces that they are concerned with the growing amount of talking birds that have become alcoholics. They explained that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA has outraged farmers and restaurant owners nationwide after they announced their plans to move all cows to the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has confirmed the validity of a complaint filed by PETA against Blacks, Whites, Asians, […]