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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 3 of 5) AMC Gremlin Produced from 1970 – 1978 This weird looking chopped off…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Keith Olbermann announces that he is leaving MSNBC after they refused…

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KamaBREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Seven seismologists that monitor the San Andreas Fault have been indicted for illegally…

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 2 of 5)  AMC Pacer Produced from 1975 – 1980 This car looked so much…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – According to ESPN, a group of cross-dressing men say they will continue to picket…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An appeals court in Chicago orders that Rahm Emanuel’s name be removed from the…

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2011 BUGATTI VEYRON SUPER SPORT PRICE  –  $1,700,000.00 TOP SPEED  –  267 MPH

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The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 1 of 5) Chevrolet Vega Produced from 1971 – 1977 Through the Freedom of Information…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During his speech while in the White House, President Hu Jintao of China stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – A plastic surgeon hired by Nike, stated that Tiger Woods agreed to have the “swish”…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While growing up, we were very poor. My parents didn’t want people to know how bad off we were, so before me…

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2011 FERRARI 599 GTO PRICE  –  $460,00.00 TOP SPEED  –  208 MPH

Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you hold your bladder for 24 hours?

COMMENTARY: And during that time you had to listen nonstop to a cd that played a serene waterfall.

Life through Blake’s eyes…

  My father really knew the value of money. I know for a fact, that he has the first dollar…

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WINTER’S MOON

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A jeweler displays an earring her store is currently marketing, designed to appeal to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Teresa Scanlan, Miss Nebraska screams in pain while being crowned Miss America. Last…

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