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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Sickweather, a Baltimore-based company, recently conducted a study of data collected by their patent-pending…

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THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton is now accusing Santa Claus of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rajasthan, India – A ‘dead’ grandfather came ‘back to life’ moments before his family set fire to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Only after last minute negotiations did Santa Claus drop off gifts to employees of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Ridley Scott’s version of the Exodus,’Exodus: Gods and Kings’ is getting scathing reviews from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The public will finally get to see “The Search for Michael…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Scotland Yard is now investigating several leads regarding North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un….

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GUARANTEED DELIVERIES

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Prominent North Korean websites were back online Tuesday after an hours-long shutdown that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – The President of Butler University James Danco, said he has no intention of renaming…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Moments after the conclusion of a fantastic Miami Beach Bowl, a 55-48 double-overtime win…

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… and the stockings were hung by the chimney with care…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lafayette, California – Along with local area groups, some parents are irate that their children’s sex ed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un sends a letter to FBI stating that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The teenage son of Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel was attacked and robbed outside his…

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THE GLOW OF CHRISTMAS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 5 years old and I love Christmas. Some of my friends don’t have chimneys or fireplaces,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that has mental health issues with multiple personalities, asked me if I thought that he would…

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