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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Albuquerque, New Mexico – Donald Trump slammed what he described as “thugs” and “criminals” who clashed with…

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A man’s country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is said to be outraged at President Obama for what he did…

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BREAKING NEWS – South Burlington, Vermont – Ben & Jerry’s launched a new flavor, and a new voting rights campaign,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bolingbrook, Illinois – Secret jailhouse recordings played in court showed that the ex-cop and convicted murderer Drew…

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Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong. …

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Veterans Affairs Secretary Robert McDonald on Monday compared the length of time veterans wait…

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BREAKING NEWS – College Park, Maryland – A member of the Black Lives Matter movement has been arrested and charged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bernie Sanders received a thunderous applause and a standing ovation from young voters…

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WORLD WAR II MEMORIAL IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton has assured her supporters that if she’s elected, there will not be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NTSB (National Transportation Safety Board) is now meeting to discuss the request of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A U.S. airstrike targeting Afghan Taliban leader Mullah Mansour “likely” killed him and a…

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Honoring fallen veterans through floating candles in Honolulu, Hawaii.

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 25 year old single woman with a very good job, and I would say I’m…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Who was the first person involved in the stock market? I believe it was God, and I base my opinion…

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The form of the Holy Spirit, after Jesus was baptized.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am head over heels crazy in love with my new girlfriend. We connect on every level… except…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A neighbor on my block that’s 96 years old is getting married this weekend, and I finally figured out what…

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Gemini  ~  May 21 – June 21 Symbol: Twins Element: Air Sign Ruler: Mercury Lucky Color: Yellow Lucky Number: 7 

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