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I wish Zales, which is the largest jeweler in America, offered the same merchandise that they are offering now, when…

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CAMPING IN JANUARY

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vermont Independent and self-described Democratic socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders has finally acknowledged that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Freshman democratic lawmaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said that a world that allows…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A New York Times journalist is facing backlash for what some…

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WINTER IN CAVNIC, ROMANIA

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The entire video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at Riverside Church predicting the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Ocean Ramsey, a marine biologist, is seen swimming with a 20-foot great white shark…

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BREAKING NEWS – Doctors are now saying that the little boy suffered a minor concussion, after he was assaulted by…

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WINTER LIGHT

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BREAKING NEWS – Glenview, Illinois – Embracing the tradition of Wheaties, Planter’s has announced that they will soon have a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gun foe Michael Bloomberg has been accused of hypocrisy after calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Davos, Switzerland – John Kerry, the former secretary of state and potential 2020 hopeful, called on President…

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EARLY MORNING AT THE SOUTH POLE

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BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – While speaking at the Riverside Church, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, warns the world will end…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden a.k.a. “Crazy Joe”, said he is seriously considering asking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants the playing field level for burglars, in regards to breaking…

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EARLY EVENING AFTER A SNOWSTORM

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Pelosi’s office staff wrote an angry letter to President Trump for cancelling the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Embattled singer R. Kelly and his longtime record label Sony have parted ways amid…

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