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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Bloomberg has now fired everyone who was involved in preparing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, DC. – U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren raised more money than most of her Democratic presidential rivals…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After watching ESPN, Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now demanding a congressional investigation, alleging racism….

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – During the democratic debate, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Former South Bend Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg, D-Ind., and Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn.,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democrats didn’t waste any time attacking former Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg made an unexpected fashion statement when she wore…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A federal jury in New York convicted disgraced attorney Michael Avenatti…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I recently declined to approve the ordination of married men to address…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Former Vice President and current presidential candidate, Joe Biden, has officially admit that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wilmington, Delaware – The Boy Scouts of America (BSA) filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection after decades…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic strategist James Carville has fired back at Sen. Bernie Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Going further than he ever has in expressing regret over Obama administration immigration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has sparked some backlash after…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – San Francisco’s district attorney is proposing creating an auto-burglary-assistance fund that would reimburse…

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