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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW), are now saying that the word “popcorn” is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) has finally explained to the Congressional Black Caucus,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – NOW (National Organization of Women) believes that a woman has the right to accuse…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women, is stating that queen bees are continually getting treated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women is currently pushing Congress to pass a law that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is alleging that if a NBA player argues…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The sculptor of Wall Street’s iconic “Charging Bull” statue says New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Mike Pence won’t eat in a room alone with another woman besides…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization for Women (NOW) is demanding that President Trump pass a bill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is saying that they don’t believe it is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Terry O’Neill the president of NOW (National Organization of Women) is saying she refuses…

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BREAKING NEWS – St Lawrence, Pennsylvania – A Pennsylvania man who pretended to be a decorated ex-Marine sniper so he’d…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – USA’s Kim Rhode earned a bronze in women’s skeet, and her record…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadephia, Pennsylvania – Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has been ousted from her convention role, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In the latest and perhaps decisive battle over the role of women in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Annapolis, Maryland – The National Organization of Women (NOW) sent an angry letter to the Pentagon in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bernie Sanders’ campaign lashed out anew at the head of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – NOW (National Organization of Women) is now accusing men that refers to ships as…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The remaining eight female Ranger School candidates failed the first phase of the U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women are now accusing any man that criticizes Hillary Clinton…

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