The Worst Cars Ever Made (Part 3 of 5) AMC Gremlin Produced from 1970 – 1978 This weird looking chopped off car was initially submitted to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An appeals court in Chicago orders that Rahm Emanuel’s name be removed from the ballot to run for mayor […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During his speech while in the White House, President Hu Jintao of China stated that many Chinese American citizens are […]
BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – A plastic surgeon hired by Nike, stated that Tiger Woods agreed to have the “swish” sign permanently shaped on his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A jeweler displays an earring her store is currently marketing, designed to appeal to female suicide bombers. The store […]
BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Teresa Scanlan, Miss Nebraska screams in pain while being crowned Miss America. Last year’s winner Caressa Cameron from […]