BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The New York Yankees are now down 3-0 to the Detroit Tigers in the American League Championship, and are […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hempstead, New York – Many political pundits are pondering if Mitt Romney made a comment to President Obama during their debate, that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – At the urging of American independent voters, two matadors are seen preparing to come to the United States […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan, gives an official response to why they won’t allow President Obama and Mitt […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Musical director Paul Shaffer announces that he is seriously considering leaving the David Letterman Show after […]
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U.S. & World History – The Three Musketeers Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, were inseparable friends that lived by the motto “all for one, one for […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Google CEO Larry Page, announces that his company is going out of business and he’ll soon be shutting […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple announces that by 2025, they will have developed a small cell phone that can be implanted in a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden explains why he often laughed uncontrollably during the televised debate that he had with Congressman […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Danville, Kentucky – Vice President Joe Biden apologizes for his latest gaffe during his debate with Congressman Paul Ryan. Biden stated that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea continues its’ controversial policy of mind control. A group of people are tested while watching a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – A softball size eyeball mysteriously washed ashore at Pampona Beach. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission initially thought […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – John Travolta is now admitting that he has had several gay lovers over the years, but claims it […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden accuses the NBA of racism for not letting enough African-American players in their league. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, Michigan – Kid Rock speaks publicly to show his support for Mitt Romney. He holds up a finger while explaining that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS is now demanding that President Obama stop using Big Bird in his campaign ads. Because he refuses to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Casinos have now begun taking bets on how many gaffes Vice President Joe Biden will make during Thursday’s […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bellefonte, Pennsylvania – Convicted pedophile Jerry Sandusky proclaims his innocence, but still gets sentenced to 30 to 60 years in prison. His […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The DNC is now blaming moderator Jim Lehrer for President Obama losing his debate against Mitt Romney. They are […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Ambulance services nationwide are gearing up for the presumed dramatic increase in emergency calls during the Vice Presidential debate. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Augusta, Maine – Colleen Lachowicz the Democratic candidate for state Senate, is now generating a lot of controversy. Republicans are saying that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Athens, Greece – In the courtyard of the Defense Ministry, without music riot police uses their latest method of controlling a crowd […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Embracing the same philosophy as MSNBC, the Congressional Black Caucus agrees that the reason why President Obama did so […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Mitt Romney’s advisers now believe Al Gore was correct when he said that the thin air of Denver’s altitude […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The two new judges on “American Idol” Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj, continue their very well publicized heated […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Speaking on Current Tv, Al Gore blames President Obama poor debating performance on the thin air, which is […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago Illinois – Louis Farrakhan files a complaint with the State Department against the Ultra Orthodox Jews, that were celebrating the holiday […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former Wall Street Occupier remains in critical condition after he nearly choked to death. He was found on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – President Obama proudly states during the debate, that his secret immigration plan regarding the southern border has been very […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden announces that he will probably run for president in 2016. Biden explained that it seems […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – During a campaign stop, Vice President Joe Biden states that the middle class has been “buried the last […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Creator of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg smiles after being asked if he thought people would eventually get bored with […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – The University of Denver announces that they denied President Obama’s last minute request regarding the debate. They admitted that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Amtrak reluctantly announces that 70% of their engineers regularly test positive for marijuana. The engineers explained, that the enjoyment […]
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BREAKING NEWS – President Obama states that he will be authorizing 30,000 drones to fly over the United States by 2020. He said their primary […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Waterloo, Iowa – Two early voters are visibly disappointed when they show up to cast their ballot. They were told after they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Shockwaves are still rippling through Hollywood, after Arnold Schwarzenegger in a “60 Minutes” interview, confesses that he’s only […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congressman Peter King of New York, is calling for the resignation of U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Susan Rice. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a recent poll, most of the independent voters believe that President Obama and Mitt Romney are the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The View”. He said because of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is again being accused of using questionable measures to fire up African-American voters. He promises […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The NFL announces that replacement referee Lance Easley was not qualified to be an official, once […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul is seen autographing some booklets for his loyal supporters after his recent release from a mental […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that he was offended by Madonna’s recent rant on a stage, referring to him as a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – President Vladimir Putin finally admits that there has been some drastic cutbacks in the Russian military. Currently, instead of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking before the U.N. General Assembly, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad states that after his country […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Mormon Senator Harry Reid denounces Mitt Romney who is also a Mormon, as “not being one of theirs”. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bnei Brak, Israel – Three Ultra-Orthodox Jewish men, are seen reading a bible trying to figure out how Jesus fed 5000 people […]