BREAKING NEWS – Leon, Mexico – Pope Benedict XVI visits Mexico for the first time. Showing his concern for both South and North America, he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Tiger Woods wins the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill after a 30 month drought. Woods told reporters that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – President Obama tries to cover the microphone after realizing it was on. He was overheard stating that North […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Director James Cameron becomes the first person in more than 50 years to go to the bottom of the Mariana Trench in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress plans on having a hearing, regarding Verizon, T-Moble, and Sprint’s secret plan to charge their customers unnecessary fees. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – During a bilateral meeting at the Nuclear Security Summit, President Obama makes an unprecedented gesture to promote trust […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House Press Secretary Jay Carney tells reporters that under no conditions will President Obama ever speak out against […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple Computers finally acknowledge that their new iPad heats up to 116 degrees because of a programming error. They […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Falls Church, Virginia – Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who was nicknamed “Darth Vader” while in office, is presently recovering from a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sanford, Florida – Both Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are threatening to boycott Skittles candy, unless they add in each pack, some […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Even though it grossed more than $150 million over its’ first weekend, parents across the nation find the latest […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – After losing in Louisiana, an angry Mitt Romney publicly questions the intelligence of their voters. He later apologized, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cushing, Oklahoma – Before a large group of cheering marijuana growers, President Obama emphatically endorses them. He then received a standing ovation, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton gets suspended for a year, because he was paying a bounty […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – While speaking to the World Health Assembly, U.S. Health and Human Secretary Kathleen Sebelius raised quite a few eyebrows […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to National Geographic Magazine, scientists and archaeologists have now come up with a shocking conclusion regarding the Mayan […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Stephentown, New York – Just like the solar power company Solyndra, the Beacon Power Company also files for bankruptcy after getting a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitchell Silber, the NYPD’s director of intelligence analysis, told Congress that Iranians may be using “diplomatic cover” to conduct […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While in an Irish pub, President Obama is seen talking to a couple of patrons. He explained to them, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – With bipartisan support from both Senator Harry Reid and Senator John Boehner, Congress passes a bill that would mandate […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Juan Capistrano, California – City Hall, backed by the ACLU, state that they will continue to impose fines of $300.00 on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hefei, China – Couples are seen abiding by their century old law, that if a man kisses a woman in public, he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Both Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney state that they plan on filing a complaint with the Illinois Attorney General […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After less than a complete season, Oprah Winfrey fires Rosie O’Donnell from OWN. A spokesperson for OWN stated that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Hollywood insiders state that Tom Hanks career probably won’t be affected by his narration of a pro-Obama short film. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – While wearing sunglasses, GOP candidate Ron Paul and his campaign manager had little success trying to solicit the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple Computers apologizes to the thousands of customers all of the world, that felt insulted after waiting outside all […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Sources close to Newt Gingrich state that if he gets the nomination, he will ask Rick Perry to be […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Georgetown University Law Center student Sandra Fluke, returned to Congress with more demands of the federal government. She initially […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After 244 years, Encyclopedia Britannica announces that they no longer will be printing their books. They state that their […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a White House source, Michelle Obama is so disappointed in President Obama’s performance since getting elected, that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama still refuses to condemn one of his most vocal supporters comedian Bill Maher, for regularly using explicit […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – British Petroleum finally agrees to pay businesses on the Gulf Coast $7.8 billion in damages for the oil […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Birmingham, Alabama – In an unprecedented statement, Newt Gingrich vows to continue campaigning for the GOP nomination, even if someone else is […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boloxi, Mississippi – Mitt Romney was extremely animated while giving a speech, stating how disappointed he was over losing primaries in Alabama […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Reemkholi, Nepal – According to the Guinness Book of World Records, 21.5 inch tall Chandra Bahadur Dangi is the world’s shortest adult. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Left wing organizations Moveon.org and Media Matters, are now encouraging supporters of President Obama to help lower the unemployment […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Retired journalist Helen Thomas is pictured reading the New York Times. Her illustrious career spanned over the three most […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Because of her ongoing support of the pro-choice movement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi has now been banned from praying in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Devout Mormon Mitt Romney, finally spoke at a town hall meeting regarding marriage, and stated that he has no […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cincinnati, Ohio – At the NAACP convention, Julian Bond explains to a large audience why new Asian immigrants seem to excel in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Oprah Winfrey is said to be enraged at Rosie O’Donnell for announcing during her show on OWN, that she […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – MTV confirms that “Snooki” from “Jersey Shore” is indeed pregnant. Pediatricians and psychologists both agree, that the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama still refuses to comment on a video that recently surfaced of him giving a speech at Harvard […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Oprah Winfrey defends her decision to interview Bobbi Kristina on the 11th of March. She explained that it will […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A private meeting was recently held between GOP candidates Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and Rick Santorum. The purpose of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Newly elected Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is photographed getting emotional when he realizes he’ll be returning to power. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an extremely rare move, President Obama requested consultation from former President Bush regarding the sky rocketing gas prices. […]