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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Numerous Seattle businesses – including an auto repair shop, a tattoo parlor and a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several protesters drowned in New York Harbor and an investigation is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lincoln County, Oregon – In a controversial decision Lincoln County, Oregon, has exempted non-white people from a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Conservatives on social media noted the irony in someone asking “Where are the police…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Residents who live near Seattle’s “police-free” zone called CHOP –­ “Capitol Hill Organized Protest”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Fox News recently obtained audio from a 2013 podcast in which Jimmy Kimmel,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yeadon, Pennsylvania – Joe Biden is trying to prove that he is for the common man by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yeadon, Pennsylvania – Suspicions continue to grow on the real reason Joe Biden is wearing a mask….

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – The owner of Eskimo Pie is changing its name and marketing of the nearly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Joe Biden is now alleging that his supporters has ESP, and they knew the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Duluth, Minnesota – The mayor of Duluth, Minn. is pushing city council members to remove the word…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden is now leaning farther to the left on what…

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BREAKING NEWS – Olympia, Washington – A Washington state mayor was fine with the Black Lives Matter protests… but that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York City Police Department (NYPD) has moved officers out…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Your soul mate might not be written in the stars by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Minority Whip Dick Durbin, D-Ill., apologized to Sen. Tim Scott, R-S.C., after calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is introducing a bill that would allow white owned businesses to be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Aunt Jemima is being rebranded with a new name and image, parent company Quaker…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Journalist Andy Ngo says tensions inside ‘CHOP’ rise when the sun goes down. Seattle’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A report from Huffington Post’s Yashar Ali lays out damning accusations…

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