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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump apparently struck a nerve with a Twitter message that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump administration said it has awarded a $354 million contract to a Virginia…

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U.S. & World History – A little known fact, is one of the most successful singing duos in music history,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden’s current disturbing logic and mindset, is now mirroring a comment he made…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to raise taxes on the rich —…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper condemned President Trump and his supporters for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins sparred with President Trump for the second time in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive 2020 Democratic nominee Joe Biden bumbled his way through a ‘virtual roundtable’ he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Innocence Project who is committed to exonerating individuals it claims…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie sparred with Joy Behar during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – For someone who is said not to be campaigning for the vice-presidential slot, Kamala…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the CDC and the FBI, the corona virus has created a major…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin was mocked for repeating her claim that the “walls…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York police sergeants union described city health commissioner Dr….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats’ $3 trillion proposal for yet another coronavirus relief bill includes measures that would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sixteen former Watergate prosecutors have notified Emmet Sullivan, a judge for the U.S. District…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now trying to get a law passed that will make it…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., was booted from the progressive union-backed Working…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump abruptly ended his Rose Garden news conference on after a round of…

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