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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Worcester, England – Greedy seagulls that are plaguing a city have been blamed for devouring dozens of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador said his government would send a diplomatic…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News’ Chuck Todd aired a deceptively edited clip of Attorney…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Critics aren’t thrilled with Netflix’s recently released documentary about Michelle Obama, titled “Becoming.”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, sequestered in his Delaware home with in-person campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Supreme Court has wrapped up its first week of arguments by telephone, with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., condemned the use of three JetBlue aircraft…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court has now ruled that married couples who want to legally…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., indicated to the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) that they couldn’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sumter, South Carolina – A South Carolina woman wanted for licking her hands and touching items at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Kim Jong Un disappeared from public view over the past few weeks because…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A British scientist who worked with the government on its coronavirus response resigned from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Dental Association has announced that during the corona virus and beyond, thousands…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Martin Tolchin, a co-founder of Politico and The Hill as well…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former second lady Jill Biden told CNN that she’d love to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Orange County, Florida – A Florida man is facing trespassing charges after security found him camping on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tara Reade revealed during a recent interview with Fox News that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Anxious to get this potential career ending sexual assault allegation behind him, Joe Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Late King of Pop Michael Jackson had predicted a coronavirus-like international pandemic, which…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While New York has weathered the brunt of coronavirus infections and…

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