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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton said on MSNBC’s “Reidout” that President Trump had commuted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now demanding that the Pittsburgh Pirates rename their team. “Why…

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U.S. & World History – One of the best known films of all time released in 1994 by Paramount, was…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic National Committee communications director Xochitl Hinojosa asserted on “Bill Hemmer…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo fired back at CNN anchor Jake…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Conservative group Turning Point USA launched a new initiative encouraging college and university donors…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s chief anti-Trump reporter Jim Acosta was blasted on social media…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A newly published study notes that Andean condors are able to fly more than…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, England – A sculpture of a Black Lives Matter protester installed without authorization on the site…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Richardson Fremond leaps over a wall as he runs to collect an award during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden raised eyebrows when he echoed rhetoric that was famously…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City Police Benevolent Association President Patrick J. Lynch blamed…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton appeared as a guest the“The Daily Show” where host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now going after Hanna-Barbera, because of one their Saturday morning…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Washington Post Global Opinions editor Karen Attiah argued that the Texas Rangers as a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan announced plans to move certain functions away from the police…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggested over the weekend that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Don Lemon has now made the claim that Jesus…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – United Teachers Los Angeles recently released a research paper on steps needed to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Justice Department is beefing up security inside a New York…

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