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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Against the backdrop of the coronavirus crisis that has gripped the nation, Joe Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA has confirmed that all of the astronauts in the International Space Station gave…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – CNN contributor and former Democratic candidate for Florida governor, Andrew Gillum, was found “inebriated”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Little Rock Arkansas – Hunter Biden’s attorneys have abruptly asked the Arkansas judge in his ongoing paternity…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., strongly implied that Democratic presidential candidate Sen….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden is now insisting that presidential campaign rallies be limited to 100 people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah -The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, commonly referred to as the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders’ big losses in Tuesday’s primaries and him declining to address his supporters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Three large St. Patrick’s Day parades in Chicago will not step off this weekend…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A group of black pastors has started a petition to urge Congress to censure…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Former Vice President Joe Biden got into a heated argument with a worker at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden dashed Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders’ hopes of igniting a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump campaign has sent a scathing letter to Twitter’s leadership after the platform…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein is due to be sentenced tomorrow…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mike Bloomberg’s shuttered presidential campaign is dismissing staffers across the country,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bernie Sanders’ campaign is accusing Joe Biden of pushing for a…

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U.S. & World History – A little known fact, is that a cosmetic company was created over 50 years ago…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – If someone had simply stopped and double-checked some math, they might…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden’s campaign rebuffs James Comey’s endorsement: “How can I return it?” Former FBI…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she is “encouraged” by the ideological debates within the…

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