BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden proudly displays a book he recently completed. A member of his staff stated that he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Malagueta, Spain – Despite the objections from many doctors, Pedro Muriel as well as many other bullfighters without health insurance, are now […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In order to show diversity, Marvel Comics announces that the new Spiderman will be half black […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chatfield, Minnesota – The Secret Service and the police had to restrain some grammar school students from injuring President Obama, after their […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Glasgow, Scotland – A New York Times journalist and photographer admitted that they made a mistake while they were in Europe. A retraction […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Ames, Iowa – Police negotiators stated that Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann were very professional and calm during the crisis after the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pueblo, Colorado – Pueblo District Attorney James Coursey state that the three siblings, Ryan, Dylan, and Lee Grace Dougherty a.k.a. “Bonnie and […]
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BREAKING NEWS- Hollywood, California – Twentieth Century Fox is now under fire after they bought the life story from Colton Harris-Moore a.k.a. the “Barefoot Bandit” […]
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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Because Minnesotans have the reputation of always being kind to each other no matter what the circumstances are, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the massive national debt, Congress has voted to downsize the United States to cut costs. Effective immediately, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Ames, Iowa – All of the GOP hopefuls stated that they regretted to having their debate on the popular game show, “Jeopardy”. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Inmates in the Texas state prison where Warren Jeffs is being held, have all signed a petition demanding that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Senator John Kerry states that it is the Tea Party’s fault that the U.S. credit rating was downgraded. The […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Panmunjom, North Korea – A soldier is seen taking a picture of an American, to prove to his friends and family that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the current state of the U.S. economy, President Obama is seen trying to borrow five dollars from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former professional baseball player Sammy Sosa said he is still trying to deal with the shock of his face […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Many women in the compound that was once controlled by Warren Jeffs, state that they are very concerned […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Tina Brown the editor of Newsweek, defends her magazine by stating that the unflattering picture of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Balearic Island of Menorca – During the San Juan festival in the town of Ciutadella, several people were hospitalized with broken arms […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden issues a public apology, stating that when he made a previous comment, he didn’t really […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs’ attorneys state that it will be a cruel irony when their client is sent to prison […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Due the present state of the economy and in an attempt to cut costs, the San Diego Zoo […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hong Kong, China – Cameroon’s First Lady Chantal Biya, stated that in hindsight, she regretted going to a beautician recommended by “Snooki” from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, slowly turns and nervously looks over his shoulder at the two men from the Secret […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Standard & Poor’s lowers the U.S. credit rating from AAA to AA. S & P stated […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The British Police Chief apologizes for what he called an honest and understandable mistake. Earlier in the day at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs’ attorney Tara Isaacs, stated that he was deeply disappointed after she had his question researched. She […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Warren Jeffs is found guilty and now faces life in prison. He was overheard saying to his attorneys […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Barstow, California – The ACLU files a lawsuit against State Farm, Allstate and several other large insurance companies for refusing to issue […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – After suing McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s, a jury awarded the Road Runner thirty million dollars, when he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama is seen closing his eyes making a wish, before blowing out a candle on his birthday. His […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Department of Homeland Security announces that will now monitor more closely all home grown terrorism and hate groups […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Middleton, Idaho – Two teenagers try to grab a pig, as they compete in the Hogs-N-Mud Wrestling competition at the Canyon County […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – French citizens are seen gathering near Notre Dame for their annual state mandated drill. In case of any future […]
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BREAKING NEWS –Sacramento, California – Residents of the west coast giant are still considering dividing it in half to make two different states. The primary […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Both parties are pointing the finger at each other over a provision in the debt deal. The controversial provision mandates […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A man files a multi-million dollar civil suit against J.K. Rowling. The court documents allege that because of his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – To boost the ratings for “Current Tv” in which Al Gore is the Chairman, he has hired the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Accused polygamist Warren Jeffs, fires his entire highly regarded legal defense team, and chooses to represent himself. He said […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 7 to 2, the U.S. Supreme Court declares that the U.S. Constitution is unconstitutional. By […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – Hundreds of people from PETA picket Nike, stating that they’re attempt to expand their marketing to now include animals, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is seen smiling after winning $20,000.00 from a room full of photographers. She bet them that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Perugia, Italy – Amanda Knox a.k.a. “Foxie Knoxie”, remains in an Italian prison after being convicted of murder in 2009. Before her […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sarasota, Florida – Kenneth Feld the CEO of Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus states the second quarter earnings are way down. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the National Crime Statistics, teachers being assaulted by students has increased dramatically over the past ten years. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – More questions are being raised about Congressman David Wu’s mental health. Wu said he plans on resigning after being publicly […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jammu, Kasmir – An Indian employee in a factory is seen working overtime to keep up with demand. Because of the rule […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – In a prison interview, O.J. Simpson states that he now has no faith in the judicial system. He said […]