A certain hotel is now firing any employee that has procreated children with another person, that does not work for the company. However, some of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My problem is, my husband still calls — and refers to — his daughters by their childhood nicknames, “Peanut” and “Poopsie.” They reciprocate […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In the spring of 1944 during World War II, Hitler was duped into believing that the allies were going to attack Germany in northern France, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am the grandmother of eight wonderful grandchildren, whom I love dearly. There is, however, one aspect that I loathe: sleepovers. It doesn’t […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine who believes in evolution, told me that because a cheetah makes a chirping sound when it communicates, that proves they evolved […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband and I have been together 20 years. In the middle of our living room sits an albatross of a wooden coffee […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Every year, some really creepy/zombie looking children knock on my door, trying to sell me some hideous monstrous snacks. And every year I have to […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I was deeply hurt after going to a barbecue at my oldest daughter’s home. It was to celebrate my granddaughter’s fourth birthday. My […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Animals should not consume alcohol and get intoxicated, because those particular species will get labeled for life with a cliché. Hopefully skunks have learned their […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, For the last 20 years, my wife and I have had a Friday night happy-hour tradition. We use the time to get caught […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went to the produce section of a grocery store. After I picked out the ham that I wanted, an elderly employee placed it […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My best friend, whom I’ve known most of my life, has a 7-year-old grandson. The boy, “Cody,” is spoiled, rude and makes obnoxious […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I went to Arby’s late at night right before they closed, and asked if they had any curly fries. When they said they were out […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a stay-at-home mom of a 4-year-old son who is the light of my life. I truly enjoy our days together. For […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Sometimes I should listen more carefully when people are speaking to me, keep in mind I live in Las Vegas. I thought a friend of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a 28-year-old mother of two. My teenaged adopted sister steals makeup from stores. It sometimes happens when we are together, but I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In the bible, I believe people wore animal skin trousers while eating, and a different type of trousers while drinking. I think it was sheep […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, There are several bad habits my husband has, but the one that frightens me the most involves our 2-year-old son. I’m afraid to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am thinking about writing a screenplay, with the storyline revolving around a certain fruit that takes over the earth, and rules over humans with […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake I’m looking for advice for handling a big move my wife and I are making. We live in Chicago and plan to move […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was once in a small town interacting with some of the citizens. They all told me that creating things with yarn was very important […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, What financial responsibility do parents have to their adult children and grandchildren? We are a blended family of 35 years. It is the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine had some issues when he ordered some items from Amazon. I suggested to him that he should contact them through their […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Our family does not have a relationship with my son, “Josh.” My sister occasionally asks me if I have heard from him and, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, What does an invited guest do when their hosts get into one or more verbal screaming fights in front of them? Leave the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
If a person could be arrested because it was illegal while speaking to be redundant, I wonder if there would be a lot of repeat […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, We have a family wedding coming later this year that we’re all very happy about. We are, however, concerned about one family member’s […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was in the kitchen of a friend of mine that told me he was going to toss me a couple of carton eggs, one […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a 37-year-old mother of three, ages 13, 5 and 3. I’m married and own my home. I am a new stay-at-home […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In Genesis 1:1 it reads, “In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.” Sometimes I wonder if God created our solar system spontaneously, […]
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Dear Blake, I have been divorced less than a year, and while I wasn’t expecting to rush into a relationship, I have met someone I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
As Noah was floating passed people that were treading water, screaming for him to rescue them, he shouted back on a megaphone, “Per divine instructions, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been happily married to my husband for five years. When we married, money was tight, so we agreed to use temporary […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has been very critical of crocodile skin farms where crocodiles are skinned to make leather bags for […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My wonderful boyfriend and I have been together for nearly a year and a half. We have lived together almost since Day One. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mind that told me that he regularly goes to Barnes & Noble to steal exclusively funny or humorous books. When […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I love both my parents so much, but I’m definitely closer to my dad. He has been there for me through it all, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was in my early twenties, I was dating a lady that made light switches. Sometimes, the way she treated me was shocking, and […]
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Dear Blake, I’m a private duty nurse in my 50s and have two grown children. It’s hard work. I have one big problem, which is […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Do want to get really fat? Well here’s how you can do it. Purchase and listen to an audio that encourages people to overeat and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I enjoy watching sporting events that I record earlier in the day or a day or so before. I don’t like knowing the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was recently at the airport sitting in the terminal near a pilot. He accidentally sat on a lit cigarette and his pocket was quickly […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Recently, family members have started texting to inform me about personal, private matters. When they do, I text back, which sometimes leads to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine told me that she is currently dating two men she cares deeply for, and that both are extremely jealous of each […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Is it appropriate to use dental floss in public? When my mom eats out, she uses dental floss while she is still at […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I had a kitten a few years that I’ll never forget. It told me to constantly get people’s opinions on various subjects, keep track of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a former model, have almost completed my second master’s degree and hold a steady government job. I don’t understand why I feel […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
As a Christian, I have no doubt that Jesus was Jewish as the bible states. However, if Jesus was black, and at the last supper […]