Dear Blake, Now that we are in November, I have to deal with the same yearly problem I have to endure every November and December, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After reviewing his budget for the next fiscal year, Satan determined that it was neither cost effective or practical to continue paying the associated fees […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, As usual. this past October 31st, I stayed at home. I am a 20 year old woman, I live with my parents, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
People, please join in my boycott of Goodwill stores!!! After conducting a thorough investigation, I have discovered that not only do they have a nationwide […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 9 years old and I really like going trick-or-treating. But every year when I come home, I realize I could have probably […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I dumped another woman I recently met after only a few dates, because I felt she took a scripture out of context. Here’s what happened. […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been married twenty years and my wife wants a facelift. She said she’s doing it for me so I will desire […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Well, I finally have a police record after I was accused of acting like a terrorist, after being arrested earlier this week. I thought it […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am currently a cab driver and I’ve been one for years. Last week I noticed a briefcase was left in my car. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
No matter how I often I read the bible, I always learn something new. While reading the fifth chapter of Luke, I discovered that Jesus […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, October is always a very stressful month for me, because I have a cucurphobia (a fear of jack-o-lanterns). Those things are simply terrifying […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
The following information are excerpts from the book I am currently writing called “Irrefutable Facts”. Both Genghis Khan and President Harry Truman have vowels […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I don’t want to come off as a person with an overactive imagination, but our new neighbors that have recently moved next door, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Here is some good news for non-Christians that like track and field. Sprinting events will take place regularly in hell. Unfortunately all the races in […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am 13 years old, an only child, and my parents are presently going through a divorce. The judge wants to know which […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have started a new dating service with a different approach for people that are desperately searching for someone that appears to have that special […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My wife and I have five kids and are always trying to save money. Do you have any suggestions that help save a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Well, I got kicked out of another bible study group this week, which makes it the 4th one this year. The leader of the group […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been married now for a little over a year, and my husband and I are currently in the car with my […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A very popular locksmith that lives out here got drunk last week, and improperly placed the locks on the bottom of several doors of homeowners, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My 15 year old daughter is going out on her first date next week. As a father, I am very protective of my […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Once again, I have proven my ex-wife wrong!!! She recently bet me $25.00 that I was related to a spineless jellyfish, and a DNA test […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
People, don’t go to Twin Falls, Idaho! I was recently there, and I discovered that the two falls look nothing alike. I will continue to […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am recently returning for a trip to Greece. While I was there when I took a stroll in a forest, I saw […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I am now open for business!!! Stop going to these fake mediums and fortune tellers that are nothing but con artists and hustlers! These people […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 15 years old and I am enraged with my 12 year old brother. I set up a camera in my room and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m in the first grade and there is a girl that I really like. At recess, anytime I see another boy talking to […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Another tv network turned down my idea of a reality show concept I came up with, calling it “morbid”. They also said that even if […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a really big problem with our current prison system, and if I had it my way I would release more than […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
My next door neighbors are both chess instructors, and are now involved in the strangest divorce I have ever heard of. They never had kids, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a very wealthy 92 year old grandfather that’s a retired lawyer. Unfortunately, he’s also one of the meanest people I have […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
About an hour ago, I pulled up to McDonald’s and placed my order at the drive through. After telling the clerk what I wanted, he […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am getting married in the near future which will be the most important moment in my life. I also have a major […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
It is unfortunate that Satan continues to recruit gullible/misguided arsonists, convincing them that if they take his side, they’ll have unrestrained eternal fun in hell.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m seven years old and in the second grade. This girl in my class finds me and punches me every day during recess. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently had my vision examined by a very attractive ophthalmologist . After coming on to her for nearly an hour, she said I had […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have what I consider a very weird problem that I can’t explain. But for some reason, I have become obsessed with keeping […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Shortly after I first became a Christian a long time ago, I got a job at a hot dog stand. One day when a customer […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I recently moved from a small town in Rhode Island where I always lived, to New York City because of a job promotion. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
It was sad to me last week when I found out that my neighbor’s marriage was in trouble, even though they never actually told me […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been married for three years to woman that I love dearly. We also have a two year old son. Here’s the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have often heard scientists and astronomers say that math is a universal language. If that’s true, then most of the students graduating from American […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My wife is not happy with her body and wants to a lot of cosmetic surgery, practically from head to toe. You name […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I’m not a green thumb by anyone’s standards, but what happened yesterday solidified my opinion that this is not my forte. I am so pathetic […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am getting married in the very near future. I am obviously happy about that, but here’s the problem. My mother-in-law to be […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was taking a college course last week, but I dropped out of the class because I was angry with my teacher. I got into […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a grocery store manager and I have been one for years. I really like all aspects of my job, except for […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have always wanted to be recognized publicly for being a responsible person, and it finally happened. Last week when the rodeo came to town, […]