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Dear Blake, I unfortunately have to go to the dentist next week. Like many people, I am terrified at the sight of the needles that […]

Dear Blake, I’m six years old and I don’t know what to get my mommy for Mother’s Day. She already has a lot of stuff. […]

Dear Blake, I am suppose to be graduating from high school this May, but I dropped out last year and never told my parents. In […]

Dear Blake, My wife and I are 37 years old and have three kids. Both of us you used to play in a rock ‘n […]

Dear Blake, I make a lot of money and so does my fiancé. We have been discussing a prenuptial agreement, and I feel a little […]

Dear Blake, My best friend just emailed a picture of her newborn baby. I hate to say it, but it is beyond ugly. I know […]

Dear Blake, I have selenophobia (fear of the moon). I won’t even go outside at night knowing that big thing is floating in the sky […]

Dear Blake, I have an identical twin brother that’s constantly getting me in trouble. He’ll go to restaurants and leave without paying the bill, and […]

Dear Blake, I am in my second year of college, and I am outraged at my parents! They refused to let me go on spring […]

Dear Blake, My son has two children and he’s constantly dropping them off with me without calling first. I love my grandchildren, but I get […]

Dear Blake, I’m 25 years old and really attractive. On a scale of 1 to 10, most men will consider me a 10. To be […]

Dear Blake, I’m 92 years old and I still drive. My children and grand children regularly tell me that they don’t want me behind the […]

Dear Blake, I read your hilarious advice column every weekend. I also love “Life through Blake’s eyes…” and I never miss reading that one either. […]

Dear Blake, I have four close friends that are constantly late to wherever we are suppose to meet. I’m always prompt, they’re always at least […]

Dear Blake, My husband has the worst smelling feet in the world! Within a couple of minutes of him taking his shoes off, an entire […]

Dear Blake, All of my grown children regularly come to my home unannounced and stay for extended periods of time. I love my kids, but […]

Dear Blake, I quit my job almost three years ago and I have been living in the streets. My friends and family are ashamed of […]

Dear Blake, I’m 19 years old and I have a lot of friends that don’t have a clue of what’s going on politically and in […]

Dear Blake, I am at my wits end with my grandchildren. Every time they come over for a visit, they break something. It’s really frustrating, […]

Dear Blake, I’m a 22 year old single woman. I want to get married, but only to a wealthy man because I never want to […]

Dear Blake, I am in a real dilemma. I recently became Facebook friends with a guy I used to have a crush on when we […]

Dear Blake, I want to take a vacation, but I don’t have much money. I’m a risk taker, and I want do something that can […]

Dear Blake, I met a lady during a business trip about a year ago, and I’m now involved in a long distance relationship. We talk […]

Dear Blake, Mardi Gras is next week. I’ve never been to New Orleans, thus I know nothing about the holiday or that city’s culture. Please […]

Dear Blake, I’m 7 years old and the youngest of three girls. My older sisters are 20 and 15 and they won’t ever play with […]

Dear Blake, I have been married for 46 years, and one of my favorite passions is sewing. However, my husband has criticized everything that I’ve […]

Dear Blake, I’m 15 years old in the 9th grade and I have no aspirations other than being a wife and mother someday. My friends […]

Dear Blake, I’m a retired a policeman from Los Angeles, and I am very frustrated with my garden. I must be doing something wrong because […]

Dear Blake, I am 6 years old and in the first grade. A boy in my class is so mean to me. He puts marks […]

Dear Blake, I live in the most boring city in America… by far. And what’s worst is our laughable, pathetic baseball team that breaks my […]

Dear Blake, I’m an 8th grader with an exceptional memory! All of my friends are impressed with it, but it really irritates me when my […]

Dear Blake, My brother is currently wanted by the police and FBI, and there’s a large reward being offered for info that leads to his […]

Dear Blake, I’m a junior in high school and I’m on the wrestling team. I really want to excel in this sport with a more […]

Dear Blake, I am 47, a mother, a wife, and I’m sick of these bitterly cold winters! Even though mine and my husband’s families have […]

Dear Blake, I am really torn. I’m a Mormon and I have been scheduled to be a missionary in New York City for 18 months. […]

Dear Blake, My very wealthy boyfriend bought me a really expensive necklace for Christmas. But it’s so hideous I will never wear it, and I […]

Dear Blake, I just turned six last month. How does the eight reindeer have the energy to fly all over the world in one night? […]

Dear Blake, I’m only five years old, and I want to know if Santa Claus is real. Signed, Jimmy from Cheyenne, Wyoming * * * […]

Dear Blake, I have mounting personal problems and I never know what to do. Can I come see you, because I need someone I can […]

Dear Blake, I’m 5’10” and I prefer only to date men that are taller than I am. However, I rarely find a man over 6 […]

Dear Blake, My boyfriend always says something that humiliates me every time we go to social function. He does it whether it’s a Christmas Party, […]

Dear Blake, I’ve been a lawyer for over 20 years, and I hate lawyers. They are constantly filing pointless paperwork which causes unnecessary delays, and […]

Dear Blake, In reference to dating, at what point should I tell a woman anything I think she wants to hear? Signed, Jay from Tucson, […]

Dear Blake, I live in a state where we have the lowest DUI in America. How do you explain that? Signed, Johanna from Wellington, Colorado […]

Dear Blake, I live in a suburb outside of Chicago. No matter where I look, I can’t find a job. Do you know who’s hiring? […]

Dear Blake, I have been Facebook friends with this lady that I really like. She wants to meet me soon, but she refuses to post […]