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Whenever someone calls 9-11, they should be clear and precise regarding the issue, because things can easily get lost in the communication. Here’s an example. […]

When I was in grade school, I got roughed up regularly by a bully. He promised me that he would always be able to beat […]

A friend of mine told me he called his credit card company, and explained that he owed them so much money, when he died, he’d […]

I have a friend that’s a miner and he works deep below the ground. He’s getting married, his wedding day is next week, and unfortunately […]

A friend of mine is a cop, and he came up with a new design for the vehicles in his precinct. His idea is to […]

I have a friend of mine that just moved to America from Israel, that told me he planned opening up a fast-food restaurant that would […]

I just bought an audio version of Britannica Encyclopedias… and it speaks volumes.

People have all sorts of weird phobias. A friend of mine is terrified of round objects, and I told him he probably has a sphere […]

A friend of mine told me that when he goes on vacation with his kids by car, he warns his children that they will have […]

A friend of mine is really depressed that a lady he wants to be involved with, barely knows he’s alive. He asked me to help […]

A friend of mine that’s also a janitor, told me he got into a heated argument with a co-worker. He told me he was looking […]

A friend told me that he and his entire family are extremely busy this weekend, with each individual completing tasks and running errands. He said […]

Sometimes I have to be really direct to my friends, when they simply won’t take “no” for an answer. One of them that loves nature, […]

I met one of my new neighbors that happened to be a cop, and he told me that he runs the entire city. He said […]

I parked my car in front of a Catholic church earlier this week, and then I walked to a nearby store. When I came back, […]

I have a friend of mine that designs clothes. She told me she wanted to create something that no one has ever seen before. I […]

I was recently pulled over by a policeman. After he got out of his vehicle and walked up to my window, I asked what had […]

In the world of psychology, there are countless phobias. I have a friend mine that told me, sometimes he is literally scared to breath air. […]

An Hispanic friend of mine who is very ambitious, recently moved to Honolulu, to market a new refreshment he created. He named the beverage based […]

A friend of mine got into a heated exchange with his wife, and she was calling him every name imaginable. He simply referred to a […]

Nowadays, when people walk their pets in public, they are expected to clean up after them. However, if they had the same expectations in Bedrock, […]

Medical science for obstetricians, has come a long way. State-of-the-art ultrasounds have advanced so far, that they now produce images of hungry unborn babies, using […]

People are always suing stores when they get injured in them. I have an idea that will counter that. I think a business owner should […]

A friend of mine recently moved out of his apartment and he is worried about losing his security deposit. He is concerned because his girlfriend […]

I have noticed that the older a person is, the less likely they will censor themselves when they speak. I guess that’s why senior citizens […]

Drug addicts are now injecting ink into their bodies using syringes, which is causing them to be hooked on pens and needles.

A friend of mine was telling me about the most uncomfortable flight he had ever been on. He said that instead of the jet having […]

Humans are not the only living creatures affected by dwarfism. In horses, it’s the Shetland pony, in dogs it’s the Chihuahua, and in spiders it’s […]

Pepé Le Pew has announced that he has finally gotten married. He said his wife is from another country, and she’s a smell order bride.

A friend of mine along with a lot of other people, got hired at a shoe manufacturing company. When it was discovered that the new […]

A friend of mine said he got into an intense argument with a man that was slightly over four feet tall. He told me he […]

My nephew is in college and an aspiring architect. While designing a building in one of his classes, he was criticized by his teacher for […]

A friend of mine works at a farm that breeds cows. He said when he was hired, he wanted to work days but they put […]

A friend of mine who is a senior citizen, told me she felt she was going bald and didn’t know what to do about it. […]

A friend of mine that’s a mountain climber, has repeatedly asked me to join him on one of his expeditions. And every time he suggests […]

I recently rented a U-Haul truck and I unfortunately parked in a no parking zone. When a cop gave me a ticket, I told him […]

I recently had a dream that I was standing in front of Dracula. He looked at me, showed his fangs, and did his famous metamorphosis. […]

I have a friend of mine that has embraced a very strange form of bigotry. He is extremely overweight, and he said he feels that […]

A friend of mine who happens to be Chinese, is really excited about getting hired as a chef in a Chinese restaurant. He said once […]

When I recently went to visit one of my friends, I saw him taking some medication. After about fifteen minutes, he was glaring at me […]

I saw a friend of mine who was really depressed because he has failed again to get a job on Wall Street. I never think […]

Sometimes, a person has a name that makes me very comfortable that they can perform a task very well on my behalf. That’s why when […]

One of the Great Lakes used to be patrolled regularly for security and safety purposes. Since those people are no longer there, that particular lake […]

I have a friend of mine that used to work for a landscaper. For years he aspired to own his own business, and be the […]

About six months ago, a friend of mine told me that because nowadays, people can identify themselves as anything they choose and it has to […]