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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminDecember 31, 2021

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio won’t say when he’ll repay taxpayers the $320,000 he […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 10, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mike Bloomberg’s shuttered presidential campaign is dismissing staffers across the country, despite extending guarantees of being […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 9, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – If someone had simply stopped and double-checked some math, they might have saved MSNBC’s Brian Williams […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 4, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic presidential contest is now a two-man race. Bernie Sanders went into Super Tuesday the front-runner, but it […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 4, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg suspended his presidential campaign after a disappointing Super Tuesday […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 3, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Elizabeth Warren is planning to stay in the Democratic primary through the end of the month, despite poor performances […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 3, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN commentator Angela Rye shamed black Trump supporters, arguing that they credit the president for improvements […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 28, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg says golf fairways would suffer if illegal immigrants were returned to their native […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 25, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Billionaire Michael Bloomberg admitted that he is very concerned about the debate tonight. “I’ll be honest, South Carolina […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 24, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Bloomberg, the former mayor of New York City, said it’s his work for more gun […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 21, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Bloomberg has now fired everyone who was involved in preparing him from for his disastrous […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 20, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – During the democratic debate, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said he would not release women who […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 20, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democrats didn’t waste any time attacking former Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York City at Wednesday night’s Democratic […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 14, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The seven dwarfs are now coming out against Michael Bloomberg, alleging that he was in office, […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 12, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A newly surfaced recording from a 2015 speech by Michael Bloomberg, in which the former three-term […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJanuary 29, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg caught flack after a viral video from a campaign stop in Burlington, Vt. showed […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJanuary 9, 2020

BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – Katy Perry shared a meal with 2020 presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg according to reports. The singer, the politician […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminDecember 16, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate Sen. Cory Booker said he was “taken aback” by 2020 Democratic nomination rival Mike Bloomberg’s “problematic” description […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 29, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s entry into the 2020 presidential race has stolen away […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 11, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Joe Biden says he welcomes Michael Bloomberg into the race for the Democratic presidential nomination. And the former […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminNovember 8, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, after saying in March that he wouldn’t run for president, […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJanuary 23, 2019

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gun foe Michael Bloomberg has been accused of hypocrisy after calling for armed private force at […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminSeptember 2, 2013

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg states that violent crimes drops where “stop and frisk” is deployed, because criminals […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJuly 4, 2013

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NYC cops at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn are ecstatic after Mayor Michael Bloomberg wins a […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 20, 2013

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Many people who have accused Michael Bloomberg of being the Mayor that’s trying to make fun […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMarch 12, 2013

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg announces that he is outraged over Manhattan state Supreme Court Justice Milton Tingling, […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 22, 2013

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Despite angry protests from several minority organizations, Mayor Michael Bloomberg refuses to ban the increasingly unpopular […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminDecember 31, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – Breezy Point, New York – A 60 foot finback whale washed ashore in a quiet coastal community in Queens. Rather than spend […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminAugust 15, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While visiting the Sikh Cultural Society in Queens New York, an angry Muslim is seen demanding […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJuly 11, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Insulted by people challenging his “soda ban” for containers holding more than 16 ounces, Mayor Michael […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJune 5, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – More businesses are threatening to file a lawsuit against Mayor Michael Bloomberg, for his unprecedented planned […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminJune 1, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s plan to ban super-sized and sugary drinks, is […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminMay 17, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg listens closely to Kermit the Frog’s public confession at Yankee Stadium. With slurred […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminApril 19, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muppets star Miss Piggy, now openly admits that she used to date Mayor Michael Bloomberg, while […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminFebruary 6, 2012

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg and the New York Historical Society have issued a press release stating that […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 24, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Newt Gingrich was speechless and Mayor Michael Bloomberg stared into the sky, as they both tried to ignore Al […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 19, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg announces a new law that he expects will be passed in the next […]

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BREAKING NEWS

by: adminOctober 18, 2011

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg states that the Wall Street Protestors has already costed the city nearly $10 […]

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