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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My daughter and her family come to visit, they are very messy. They have a 3- and a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have written several letters to the Treasury Department and the Department of Transportation, demanding to know why is it…

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THE PREAKNESS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a recently leaked emails to her staff, Hillary Clinton states…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. military launched fresh air strikes against pro-Assad troops in Syria after they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Former Vice President Joe Biden took a swipe at Hillary Clinton, saying upon…

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A LITTLE GIRL IN A FIELD, AT DUSK

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Homeland Security, teenage female Eskimos are now being heavily recruited by Islamic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Osama bin Laden’s son Hamza vows attacks on the West in revenge for his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department appointed Robert S. Mueller III, a former FBI Director, as special…

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A VIEW FROM ABOVE

U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Atlantis is an island mentioned within an allegory on the hubris of nations one of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – John Podesta is now stating that U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions wants to indict…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Left wing pundit Leah McElrath took issue with Florida Sen. Marco Rubio sharing Bible…

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BEAUTY AND DANGER

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – While speaking at Christ the King Elementary School, Tom Perez went through a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – The Mormon church says older teens in the United States and Canada…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Jeff Sessions has issued a memo directing federal prosecutors to vigorously purse…

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