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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Dear Blake, I’m a middle-aged woman who has survived a 30-year toxic relationship with a covert narcissist. Most of the…

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I was once under the impression that some undersized mythical men were peaceful passive men. I no longer believe that….

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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden, the 2020 Democratic primary frontrunner, made another gaffe when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez continues to shun responsibility for heightened tensions among House Democrats, distancing…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Antonio, Texas – Trump donors whose names and employers were posted in a highly controversial tweet…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders pledged to disclose information about aliens and UFOs if…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bradenton, Florida – A Florida man upset over late-arriving furniture allegedly pulled a gun on the delivery…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings, D-Md., invited President Trump to visit his district…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lake in the Hills, Illinois – A Jimmy John’s delivery driver was caught on camera apparently putting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A New York Times headline about President Trump’s remarks on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenwell Springs, Louisiana – An attorney representing a Louisiana man charged with murder asked for jurors who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, slammed MSNBC during a contentious interview on the network, accusing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – A bat caused quite a scene when it was discovered on a Spirit…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Jake Tapper fired back Monday at “Squad” member Rep. Rashida…

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