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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – An Oklahoma City Thunder broadcaster came under fire for using an old southern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Idaho Falls, Idaho – A gaggle of geese was found dead in a parking lot in Idaho…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York state plans to spend $18.5 million to fund programs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – College students in Arizona who participate in the Obama-era DACA program are no longer…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg said he doesn’t care who criticizes him for using a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – Chinese President Xi Jinping promised to open the country’s economy further and lower import…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – There is an old adage in technology that if you are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Pierce, Florida – Authorities say a Florida woman is blaming a windy day for the cocaine…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sydney, Australia – Actor Russell Crowe honored his wedding anniversary to ex-wife Danielle Spencer on Saturday by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Residents of the mega tent “mansion” homeless encampment near Seattle’s famed Space Needle are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – The caravan of roughly 1,000 Central Americans moving toward the United States appeared…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook is reconsidering classifying videos produced by Diamond and Silk, two of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While appearing on MSNBC, former Mexican President Vicente Fox addressed American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, California – A Northern California sheriff’s deputy has been arrested for allegedly having “unlawful sex” with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Connecticut Democrat is being asked to resign after reports surfaced that she let…

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