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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – Lifelong New Yorker Donald Trump has officially changed his primary residence from Trump…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband, my newborn son, and myself live in the downstairs apartment of an old Victorian house that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A Christian friend of mine just came up with an idea for a new business. He plans on renting out…

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I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I have a 22-year-old daughter who is having a relationship with a 65-year-old man. We…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My best friend’s daughter is 23 years old who recently went out on her first date, has fallen head-over-heels for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Aceh, Indonesia – An Indonesian man who helped draft the country’s strict adultery laws – which includes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – While speaking at Bonanza High School in Las Vegas, democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boca Raton, Florida – The Florida high school principal who refused to say the Holocaust happened because…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in November. Birthstone: CitrineZodiac signs: Scorpio and Sagittarius

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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – Presidential hopeful Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., said she agrees with a University of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC anchor Tom Brokaw said that Democrats don’t have “the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, penned an op-ed on expressly refuting claims by former presidential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a lengthy and scathing statement, the former vice president, a front-runner for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – White Americans are “still running” elsewhere when minorities and immigrants move into their communities,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The body of disgraced money man and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein,…

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An October message from the White House

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