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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

We have been told for years and years the mammals that live in the ocean are very intelligent. But when…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A child in my son’s second-grade class goes by the name “Sir _____ _____,” and if anyone leaves…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Right now, I am very frustrated with the Kraft company. I have been trying to contact them to inquire about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Payne, Alabama – Ancient inscriptions inside Manitou Cave, have finally been deciphered thanks to a team…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Did Congresswoman Maxine Waters have a slip of the tongue or was she…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Vice President Pence called out Venezuela’s United Nations ambassador Samuel Moncada…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren released her 2018 tax returns, showing she and her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Largo, Florida – A Florida teenager’s goal to do well on the SAT ended up paying off…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Embattled lawyer Michael Avenatti who faces up to 100 years in prison in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vancouver, Canada – A Canadian family decided to keep driving when its 87-year-old patriarch died in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted on psychopathy after a CNBC story on millionaire CEOs being psychopaths….

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Prior to the game against the Portland Trail Blazers, Magic Johnson spoke to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lawrence, Kansas – The University of Kansas, a bastion of taxpayer-funded liberalism in an otherwise predominantly Republican…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – A little known fact about a classic sci-fi movie, is that it has no resemblance…

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BREAKING NEWS – Muscatine, Iowa – Asked on the campaign trail if those imprisoned should have the right to vote,…

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