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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The Toronto Raptors defeated the Warriors 114-110 in Game 6 at Oracle Arena,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – People are beginning to wonder if disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brooklyn, New York – During a rally in his hometown, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders explain his socialistic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Alaska Airlines is looking into a May incident after video footage was shared…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – A college professor in Georgia is drawing criticism for his online comments about illegal…

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A DOCK AT DUSK

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottumwa, Iowa – Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise… to “cure cancer” if he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Beach Boys founder Brian Wilson, who has long struggled with his mental health, announced…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Presidential candidate Bill de Blasio is now complaining about him polling…

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ANOTHER QUIET SMALL MIDWESTERN TOWN

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – John Dean, the former White House counsel to Richard Nixon and a key figure…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palmetto, Florida – A woman was taken to a local hospital after she stabbed herself three times…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is being accused of stealing furniture from the State Department. “Early in…

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THE LATE NIGHT SHUTTLE

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The exact same question was posed to President Trump and Hillary Clinton, which character…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oberlin, Ohio – Oberlin College in Ohio will have to pay a nearby bakery more than $11…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reportedly executed a general accused of plotting…

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THE BELMONT

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, We have a large break room at work where we gather to have lunch. Usually there are six…

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