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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – US Rep. Ilhan Omar is no suggesting that her political foes are partly to…

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Conversation by Leonid Afremov

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In August the knights of the Business Roundtable announced that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Mitt Romney could turn out to be the 2020 version of Evan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Rep. Rashida Tlaib said Democratic lawmakers are exploring how to arrest White House officials…

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City Bridge by Leonid Afremov

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was discharged from a Nevada hospital, as his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jussie Smollett hit back at a social media user who compared his alleged hate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Earlier this year, left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore begged Michelle Obama to run for president…

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RED LEAVES

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I recently moved into a two-bedroom, two-bath apartment with my good friend from college. My room appears to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was hiking alone in an Oregon forest, when I was involved in a terrifying incident. While on the trail…

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To one there is given through the Spirit a message of wisdom, to another a message of knowledge by means of the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My girlfriend and I have been together going on two years, and I feel like I want to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s currently in the hospital. It’s his own fault for trying this new soft…

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Fall, Leaves, Fall by Emily Brontë Fall, leaves, fall; die, flowers, away;Lengthen night and shorten day;Every leaf speaks bliss to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A woman at a town hall hosted by Democratic New York…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – More and more people are worried about how Joe Biden is dealing with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Cory Booker and Kamala Harris storm out of a meeting with the Congressional Black…

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