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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I urged political leaders to defend migrants, saying their safety should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Adult-film actress Stormy Daniels claimed that her attorney, Michael Avenatti, sued President Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – A New York man praised a sixth grader who he said helped him…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nashville, Tennessee – A Tennessee inmate on death row who claims lethal injection causes excruciating pain is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York, City – Accused Sinaloa Cartel drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman is apparently playing the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Democratic state lawmaker Stephanie Kifowit said she wanted to pump a lethal “broth of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez compared migrant caravan members who clashed with…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Critics are slamming ABC’s “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” for seating its…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Just recently Hillary Clinton told an interviewer with The Guardian that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Sen. Brian Schatz, D-Hawaii, tweeted that the use of tear gas against Central American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pensacola, Florida – The Florida man whose mugshot went viral for his tree trunk-sized neck, appeared to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senators Kamala Harris and Cory Booker both said to be eyeing the party’s 2020…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, The 14-year-old son of a friend of mine is having self-esteem issues and apparently is going through a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was about to enter a Dollar Store, when I saw a homeless man sitting on the ground. After thinking…

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A generous person will prosper; whoever refreshes others will be refreshed.  Proverbs 11:25

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My grandmother had beautiful but simple emerald jewelry. When I was 10, she told me that because I…

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