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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Idaho Falls, Idaho – A gaggle of geese was found dead in a parking lot in Idaho…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York state plans to spend $18.5 million to fund programs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook is reconsidering classifying videos produced by Diamond and Silk, two of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Reid claims that only Fox News viewers are aware of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The news network famously dubbed “Fake News” by President Donald Trump will be boycotting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Tucker Carlson on Fox, Donna Brazile defended…

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BREAKING NEWS -Washington, D.C. – Democrat Nancy Pelosi is now suggesting Fox News is responsible for inflaming tensions – and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fox News host Bill O’Reilly is getting slammed on social media for saying black Democratic Rep. Maxine…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on “CBS Sunday Morning”, host Ted Koppel tell…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Theresa Caputo was determined to prove to the world she has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Incoming White House press secretary Sean Spicer said CNN reporter Jim Acosta should apologize…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dubai, United Arab Emirates – Will Smith wants the country to “cleanse itself” of Donald Trump supporters….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump shared his feelings for Bernie Sanders on the “O’Reilly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York, City, New York – Roger Ailes resigns as Fox News chairman amid sexual harassment allegations,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on Fox News, Jesse Jackson made the incredible statement, “Semi-automatic…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on Fox News Channel’s “Kelly File,” community activist Jessica Disu…

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REAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden weighs in on an article written by Kevin Jackson who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – In a sympathetic interview taped in Vermont with MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow that aired on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News host Megyn Kelly and civil rights leader Al Sharpton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama repeatedly vowed there would be no political influence over the Justice Department’s…

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