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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Presidential candidate and spiritual guru Marianne Williamson was caught on tape saying conservatives and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Marianne Williamson, a 2020 presidential hopeful and author, said she’s discovered…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Liberal actress Bette Midler came under fire after accusing President Trump of paying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Osaka, Japan – President Trump sat down with Fox News host Tucker Carlson for an exclusive interview…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former New York congressman and estranged husband…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Elizabeth Warren turned down a Fox News invitation for a televised…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News Channel dominated basic cable for the month of April,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now accusing every network covering the 2016 election,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – For the 18th straight week in a row according to AdWeek, Fox News Channel…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN political analyst April Ryan has been accused of twisting Sarah Sanders’ words in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Idaho Falls, Idaho – A gaggle of geese was found dead in a parking lot in Idaho…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York state plans to spend $18.5 million to fund programs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Menlo Park, California – Facebook is reconsidering classifying videos produced by Diamond and Silk, two of President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Reid claims that only Fox News viewers are aware of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The news network famously dubbed “Fake News” by President Donald Trump will be boycotting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Tucker Carlson on Fox, Donna Brazile defended…

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BREAKING NEWS -Washington, D.C. – Democrat Nancy Pelosi is now suggesting Fox News is responsible for inflaming tensions – and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fox News host Bill O’Reilly is getting slammed on social media for saying black Democratic Rep. Maxine…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on “CBS Sunday Morning”, host Ted Koppel tell…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Theresa Caputo was determined to prove to the world she has…

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