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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After Congressman Charles Rangel’s shootout with Laura Ingraham on the O’Reilly…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Dr. Keith Ablow, who is a psychiatrist and a member of…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – To the utter surprise to the media at a press conference, President Obama…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After NPR President Vivian Schiller resigned, she stated at the National Press Club that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CEO Vivian Schiller of NPR (National Public Radio) fires news analyst Juan Williams. She…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Many democrats and republicans have secretly began to draft a law that would permanently…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walk off their own show after…

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