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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on Fox News, Jesse Jackson made the incredible statement, “Semi-automatic…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on Fox News Channel’s “Kelly File,” community activist Jessica Disu…

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REAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden weighs in on an article written by Kevin Jackson who…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – In a sympathetic interview taped in Vermont with MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow that aired on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News host Megyn Kelly and civil rights leader Al Sharpton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama repeatedly vowed there would be no political influence over the Justice Department’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A high-level summit meeting in Midtown Manhattan, is the latest twist…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Plans to hold a 13th Republican presidential debate next week unraveled after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Sen. Ted Cruz’s national spokesman Rick Tyler doubled-down on accusations that the campaign Photoshopped…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on the “Kelly File”, movie director Michael Moore…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton states at press conference that she has no intention of going on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At least one of the emails on Hillary Clinton’s private server contained extremely sensitive…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An attorney representing the Democratic National Committee was in federal court filing for moral…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Moscow is “deliberately targeting” U.S.-backed forces in Syria as part of a military campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disney has done what many thought was impossible: they destroyed the Muppets. By…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia’s military build-up in Syria has grown to include the shipment of a half-dozen…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bill O’Reilly challenges Univision anchor Jorge Ramos on the “O’Reilly Factor”…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Las Vegas, Nevada – Hillary Clinton’s attempt to appear to be ignorant of today’s technology probably…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC President Phil Griffin has now filed a complaint with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Phil Griffin the president of last place in the ratings MSNBC,…

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