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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Top Republicans are pointing to an impassioned 1993 speech by then-Nevada Sen. Harry Reid,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Defense Department secretly set up a program ten years ago to investigate unidentified…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey, the former FBI director who was fired by President Trump, sent a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a profile for New York Magazine, Harry Reid was informed about Vice President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Outgoing Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid delivered his farewell address Thursday after more than…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Despite the furor over some of Donald Trump’s past statements, there’s been virtually no…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – A Democratic congressional candidate in Nevada is coming out with claims that outgoing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is facing a Democratic revolt over ambitious trade initiatives that are dividing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Departing Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid gave an interview to Fusion in which he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid announced Friday he will retire at the end of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid’s office says he will undergo surgery on his right…

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BREAKING NEWS – Henderson, Nevada – In a statement released from the office of Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid, he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Outgoing democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has given the new republican Senate Majority…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – Adam Laxalt is running for attorney general in Nevada as a Republican, but…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid still refuses to apologize for some racially…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has declined an invitation from the Washington Redskins to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid caused several eyebrows to be raised after he stated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid continues to insist that the Washington Redskins change their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Seventy-four year old Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid tried to explain the Obama administration’s…

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    BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid states that he does not have a…

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