Dear Blake, I’m an Eskimo and nine years old. I live in a small village where everyone knows everyone. I have never been out of […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After all these years, I am finally going back to school. I recently paid $1500.00 to take an online course as a CB radio repairman. […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
For years I have been selling my blood downtown for some fast cash. I was recently informed that is small potatoes compared to what people […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My 14 year old son wants to join a gang. On one hand, I don’t want him affiliated with a group that promotes […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I just got engaged and I need your advice on three things. How much should I spend on the engagement ring, the wedding, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I feel sorry for people that are addicted to Facebook. These people should get a life! I can speak with authority because I interact with […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a rebellious 14 year old daughter that runs away from home every time she doesn’t get her way. It stresses out […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
It ain’t over until the plus-size woman sings. (This politically correct nonsense has gotten completely insane).
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My big sister lives about an hour away from me. Anytime she comes over here, she brings her three kids that are 7, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over The candlestick. According to this Mother Goose Rhyme, back in 1815 when this was written, this […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I never believed the earth was flat, until now. My girlfriend went on a two week cruise with some friends, and a man who said […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a problem and I hope you’ll back me up. I have been married now for almost 10 years and in the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I won’t ever play cupid again, trying to set up blind dates after the last disaster. A friend of mine was telling me about his […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a straight “A” medical student about to head back to college to start my third year. My parents are constantly bragging […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a very wealthy middle-age man and very well known here in Tinseltown. My problem is, when I date a woman, I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have been chasing this woman for years trying to encourage her to date me, even though she has often said to my face that […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am about to start my last year of high school, and I’ll probably graduate as the valedictorian. Even though I am a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went to the DMV to renew my driver’s license. When I was posing for the picture, I asked to clerk to make me […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently got dumped by a woman that I was falling for, over a simple miscommunication. I was talking to her on my cell phone […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a 25 year old male and I finally have my own place. My problem is, I’m afraid of the dark, and […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Every time there is a family gathering over my house, the same set of relatives does something that enrages me. Not only do […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was initially happy when an ex-girlfriend of mine called me and told me that she no longer believes in astrology. She explained that she […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, With all the spying recently revealed that’s being done by the NSA, I am very concerned about the federal government listening in on […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Buick has a “Park Avenue”, Lincoln has a “Town Car” and Chevrolet has a “Suburban”. All three of these titles reflect a nice part of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I f you could rewrite the rules of road nationally, would you make any changes? I f yes, what would they be? Signed […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Last week I traded my car for an important part of history. I am very patriotic and I fortunately met a guy outside of a […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a 15 year old son that is driving me crazy! I have very traditional values and he always wears his pants […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Three blind mice. Three blind mice. See how they run. See how they run. They all ran after the farmer’s wife, Who cut off their […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 8 years old and in the 4th grade. I have been in 5 different schools because I keep on getting expelled. I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was hanging out with my nephew near a pond, when I saw him doing something that made my jaw dropped. Instead of skipping rocks, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I will be going to college this fall with a full scholarship in football, and people that have seen me play are pretty […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I continue to have nothing but bad experiences when I go to the movies and I’m sick of it! It’s either some idiot texting on […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have been seeing this woman for almost a year. The relationship is serious, and I want her to meet my family. She […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I think some cop had it in for me when I got arrested a few years ago after he stopped me in my car. I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
When I was young, I thought my father genuinely didn’t like me. I later found I was wrong about that assumption, when he told me […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a very shy and antisocial person, but I have become pen pals with a man that I have fallen for, head […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a talent manager, and I recently did a favor for a friend that I regret. I signed this new guy that has […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I’m not like a lot of wimpy guys that literally scream during scary scenes in movies. For me the most all I’ll do is lose […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I lived in Kentucky all of my life, but I have always wanted to live in California. So about six months ago I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently sent $3500.00 to a company in Nigeria that will soon make me royalty! They have connections with the British Embassy, and after I […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop, When the wind blows, the cradle will rock, When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, And down will come […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I was a lifeguard at the ocean, but I was recently fired. In both cases, a couple of people drowned while I was […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
What’s up with this “internal bleeding” nonsense? Why is it even considered a problem? If the blood is contained in the body, what’s the big […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m 103 years old, I live in a convalescent home, and I recently bought a laptop to learn about the internet craze. Presently […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a well known home builder in California, and I have built many mansions for celebrities for over 50 years. I’ll be […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently ended a relationship with a woman I was involved with for a few months. Weeks before I ended it, she jokingly told me […]