COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR (5 DAYS TO GO)
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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – After having what they both called a “Very Merry Christmas” , Pope Benedict XVI and the Archbishop of Canterbury […]
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FROZEN GIANTS
Life through Blake’s eyes…
After my last visit with my mother, she told me she’s sick and tired of me complaining about my back pains every morning when I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is there anyone who consistently gives you pathetic Christmas gifts, that has had you fantasizing about bouncing it off of the back of their head (with considerable velocity)?
COMMENTARY: In my mind, I’ve fractured several skulls.
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I told my mother before I came home for Christmas, that I wanted a bike so I can start exercising again. She told me she […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the quickest you ever got rid of a Christmas gift that a family member or relative gave you?
COMMENTARY: I’ve gotten several gifts from notoriously bad shoppers/relatives that I no longer open. Once I receive them, I usually drop them off at either […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (15 of 15) For $119.95 the ultimate anti-theft device for cars can be yours. It’s a small concentrated explosive device that literally […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on Dateline at NBC, Spider-Man stated that even though he has no problem […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Southwest Airlines announces that they will soon have psychiatrists at their ticket counters, and will be charging an extra […]
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ALL NIGHT DELIVERIES
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the relentless rain over the past week, the Golden State has had a record amount of mudslides. Meteorologists […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (14 of 15) If you have a son, for $12.95 you can get the G.I. Joe Militia Group. This anti-government action figure […]
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For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Maywood, Illinois – A large crowd of angry snowmen marched to the mayor’s office demanding that he passes a law making it […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (13 of 15) If you have a family member who habitually goes off their diet by sneaking into the refrigerator trying to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – ABC has announced that it has signed Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks to be a contestant on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The Pentagon – A submarine commander who finally admitted that he has a problem with alcohol, has been forced to retire from his […]
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DUSK IN THE WINTER
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When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (12 of 15) For kids 8 and up you can get the Amtrak Train Set for $79.95 with over 50 feet of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Northern Alaska – The National Wildlife Federation states that for some unknown reason, many of the large carnivores in northern Alaska are […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Henderson, Nevada – In “Zappos 2009 Culture Book”, the origin of a very popular cliché that people use everyday has been traced […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (11 of 15) If you’re in the habit of continuing to sleep even after your alarm goes off, for just $749.95 you […]
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A COZY LOG CABIN
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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Due to the slow economy which prompted Santa Claus to lay off seven of his reindeer, this year he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi rejoices after the Senate voted to end the ban of openly gay troops […]
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THE CHRISTMAS SEASON IN CANADA
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you push someone down a flight of stairs if they were in your way and you were in a hurry to buy an item that finally went sale that you’ve been wanting on for months? If no, suppose the sale for the item was 50% off? If still no, what if it was a 2 for 1 sale?
COMMENTARY: I think smart shoppers will conclude, that being charged with an assault or possibly manslaughter for pushing someone down a flight of stairs is […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I can still remember the first girl I was ever attracted to. It happened one winter in Chicago when I was still in grammar […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
On Christmas Eve, when I was in the fifth grade and my little brother was in the first, I told him that Santa Claus would […]
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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW…
Wacky Weekend Questions – Under the assumption that she doesn’t have arthritis and is still alive, would you be concerned if your grandmother regularly flashed gang signs?
COMMENTARY: I wouldn’t be surprised if my grandmother did that. She’s in her mid 90’s and she’s been arrested and kick out of several […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (10 of 15) From Milton Bradley comes the all new Candyland. This revised edition for $9.95 has replaced the cards, with real candy. Parents […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The legal counsel for Bishop Eddie Long is now negotiating an out-of-court settlement with the three men that have […]
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SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS AT NIGHT
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Book critics from the New York Times say that they have serious doubts that Casper penned […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (9 of 15) For $49.95 you can get a bathroom scale that is designed to help motivate you to stick to the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Shockwaves are still being felt worldwide after the recent discovery by the Metropolitan Museum of Art regarding […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the rising medical costs and the deteriorating Social Security system, Congress has determined that the primary problem […]
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TAKING CONTROL OF MY LIFE AND CREATING MY OWN PATH
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Christmas Gift Ideas (8 of 15) For $99.95 you can purchase the New York City Style Race Car Set. With over 50 feet of loops […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain Lakes, New Jersey – Mrs. Butterworth states during an interview, that she has fallen on hard times since Pinnacle Foods […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The people in the audience that were initially excited about going to Australia with Oprah, are now angry […]
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS…
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Christmas Gift Ideas (7 of 15) For the pastor that notices people sleeping and not paying attention to him when he’s preaching, the all new […]
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U.S. & World History – There is a little known fact about “The Thinker”, which is a marble sculpture by French sculptor Auguste Rodin. Today […]