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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After my last visit with my mother, she told me she’s sick and tired of me complaining about my back…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my mother before I came home for Christmas, that I wanted a bike so I can start exercising…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What was the quickest you ever got rid of a Christmas gift that a family member or relative gave you?

COMMENTARY: I’ve gotten several gifts from notoriously bad shoppers/relatives that I no longer open. Once I receive them, I usually…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (15 of 15) For $119.95 the ultimate anti-theft device for cars can be yours. It’s a small…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Southwest Airlines announces that they will soon have psychiatrists at their ticket counters, and…

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ALL NIGHT DELIVERIES

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the relentless rain over the past week, the Golden State has had a…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (14 of 15) If you have a son, for $12.95 you can get the G.I. Joe Militia…

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For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders.  And…

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BREAKING NEWS – Maywood, Illinois – A large crowd of angry snowmen marched to the mayor’s office demanding that he…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (13 of 15) If you have a family member who habitually goes off their diet by sneaking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – ABC has announced that it has signed Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The Pentagon – A submarine commander who finally admitted that he has a problem with alcohol, has…

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DUSK IN THE WINTER

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When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother…

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Christmas Gift Ideas (12 of 15) For kids 8 and up you can get the Amtrak Train Set for $79.95…

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