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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinois – McDonald’s announced that it’s teaming up with UberEATS, the ride sharing company’s food delivery…

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Our battle-fields, safe in the keeping Of Nature’s kind, fostering care, Are blooming, – our heroes are sleeping, – And…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Katy Perry is now blaming the current worldwide terrorist problem on President Trump….

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – The plan to send humans to Mars includes a one-year layover in orbit around…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Huma Abedin reportedly filed for divorce from Anthony Weiner, hours after…

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A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.  ~ Joseph Campbell

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lawsuits against the Democratic Party continues to play out in the courts – including…

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BREAKING NEWS –  West Falls Church, Virginia – A massive airship dubbed the Airlander 10 recently completed a successful test…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – President Trump is seen turning his head away and rolling his eyes, as Pope…

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They are dead; but they live in each Patriot’s breast, And their names are engraven on honor’s bright crest. ~…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Actress Jane Fonda is now encouraging all Americans to join her in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brussels, Belgium – Belgian Catherine Bloemen, 86, sits among more than 20,000 stuffed and plastic toys, she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – The anti-Trump fervor at California’s Democratic Party their recent convention, can be summarized in…

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REMEMBERING HIS HERO

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters, received a thunderous applause from her supporters after she made an…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – This 1896 Arnold Benz Motor Carriage is largely held to be the very first car…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, tearfully acknowledging a “sickness” and “destructive impulses,”…

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And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free. And I won’t forget the men…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married to my wife for four years. During that time, my mother have called her…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a ten speed that has a mind of its own. When I try to accelerate, it will slow…

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