COMMENTARY: In my mind, I’ve fractured several skulls.
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on Dateline at NBC, Spider-Man stated that even though he has no problem […]
BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Southwest Airlines announces that they will soon have psychiatrists at their ticket counters, and will be charging an extra […]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the relentless rain over the past week, the Golden State has had a record amount of mudslides. Meteorologists […]
BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – ABC has announced that it has signed Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks to be a contestant on […]
BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The Pentagon – A submarine commander who finally admitted that he has a problem with alcohol, has been forced to retire from his […]