CRAZY SHAPES (15 of 25)
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Once again Maxine Waters introduces a theory that raised more than a few eyebrows. She stated that she now […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore called supporters of President Donald Trump “racists” while appearing on CNN. “If you […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un appears to signal a pause in the escalating war of words with President […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – Back in the optimistic early days of space exploration, everyone thought it was a great idea to offer […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI say they have now arrested a lobster gang that they believe has been responsible for a series […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ strategy for dealing with escalating tensions with North Korea: figure out if the U.S. can give […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former NBA start Dennis Rodman is now being credited for getting Kim Jong Un to back down in regards […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now alleging that parents who try to prevent their children from “talking back”, is a violation […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Woodbridge, Virginia – An MS-13 gang member on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list has been captured in Virginia after a four-year […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker and liberal activist Michael Moore’s one-man Broadway play “The Terms of My Surrender” debuted to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Selfie obsessions are leading to increased demand for ‘liquid nose jobs’. More millennial women are opting […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Director Spike Lee announced he will host a rally supporting unsigned quarterback Colin Kaepernick at the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Athens, Georgia – One university professor has proposed a “stress reduction policy” so that his business students can avoid emotional reactions in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Yves Saint Laurent is now marketing stiletto rollerskates. As part of their winter accessories collection, they’re […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Bill Nye the “Science Guy” specifically targeted the elderly, saying that climate science will start to advance when […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Rev. Marcus Murchinson of Tree of Life Missionary Baptist Church in Los Angeles, California, is unapologetic in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Burlington, Vermont – The ACLU has joined Bernie Sanders in a class action lawsuit that he filed against bathroom scale manufacturers. “Millions […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to an article by Vogue Magazine on the NFL, quarterbacks and running backs are the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Durham, North Carolina – In front of a packed sanctuary at Union Baptist Church, Hillary Clinton announces that God has appointed her […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Wroclaw, Poland – Chaewoon Kim of South Korea competes during the Rhythmic Gymnastics Women’s Individual Hoop Qualification of The World Games at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – There has been an outpouring of generosity in the U.S. for the families of two U.S. Army paratroopers who […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a recently leaked email written by John Podesta, he acknowledges that Hillary Clinton plans to run for president […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago will sue the Trump administration over threats to withhold public safety grant money from sanctuary cities, escalating a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NAACP President Cornell William Brooks, is now accusing MSNBC of being racist for frequently interviewing Maxine […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On the heels of his latest fiery clash with a White House spokesperson, CNN correspondent Jim Acosta accused the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – President Trump departed the White House for a 17-day working vacation at his golf club in New Jersey. Maxine Waters stated that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Barrack Obama is now criticizing President Trump and the United Nations for imposing more sanctions against North Korea. “They […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters calls out ESPN for a cartoon image of NBA superstars LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Dwayne […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jefferson City, Missouri – The Missouri NAACP issued an advisory that tells travelers to be careful while in the state because of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After fighting Republicans tooth-and-nail for years on their plans to repeal and replace ObamaCare, Democrats have in a matter […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MS-13 doesn’t fear prison, President Trump or even death. But there is one thing that scares […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is trying to get a law passed that a baby cannot exit the womb through a normal […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump is touting new legislation to overhaul the US immigration system, drastically cutting the number of legal […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Hillary Clinton’s opening night at Caesar’s Palace was a disaster according to local entertainment critics, as she attempted […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Park Service has announced that vegetation in woodlands can now apply for welfare. The NPS is stating […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Disgraced comedian Kathy Griffin says she smiles now to cover up her pain, prompted by her concerts getting […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Long Island, New York – President Trump gave an impassioned speech on, vowing to “destroy the vile criminal cartel” MS-13 — but […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton said she never would’ve colluded with the Russians, and she now believes people didn’t […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jasper, Alabama – Twelve inmates who busted out of a jail in Alabama, used peanut butter to fool a new guard into […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – One of Delta’s subsidiary airlines Endeavor Air has had to apologize after an argument between crew […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton gets very candid in her new book “What Happened”, in which she tries to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – A Spirit Airlines flight leaving Las Vegas was delayed after a male passenger got naked while boarding and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – According to the American Bible Society, Hillary Clinton has inspired more people to read and study the bible, than […]
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BREAKING NEWS – MSNBC has parted ways with anchor Greta Van Susteren after just six months on the air. An MSNBC executive called the split […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Turin, Italy – An Italian police officer holds Donald Trump masks used by two alleged thieves at a news conference in northern […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – ISIS fighters dressed up as WOMEN with make-up and padded bras in a desperate bid to flee Mosul – […]
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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – The major league baseball team St. Louis Cardinals, have announced that they are suing the Vatican, citing that […]