BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now stating that they plan on aggressively lobbying for a law that will ban all ultra […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Havana, Cuba – Pope Benedict XVI stated that he was deeply disappointed, after having a lengthy meeting with Fidel Castro. The Pope […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – Women in the Black Panthers are now targeting Victoria’s Secret stores, alleging flagrant racial discrimination. They are stating that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hundreds of people jeered and booed President Hu Jintao of China, after he said that the United States has […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As suspected by political analysts, President Obama tells Robin Roberts of ABC News, that he is in favor of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – National Geographic announces that they have discovered some ancient writings in South America that predates the Mayan calendar. Archeologists […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama reluctantly gives a speech to a large congregation in Chicago. He explained to them that in the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – At the Cathedral Square in the Kremlin, newly elected Russian President Vladimir Putin, has millions of citizens scared and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Lake Forest, California – Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church, is now expanding his ministry to include mammals at Sea World. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – Mitt Romney now states that he agrees with most political analysts, that Senator John McCain was the most boring, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are said to be considering the recent offer by New Line Cinema, to star […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – The attorney of Patricia Krentcil, John Caruso, finally gives an explanation for her abnormally dark tan. He stated […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – According to statistics, 90% of all Hindus in India are strict observers of their religion. Nearly all of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – El Paso, Texas – President Obama is photographed at the southern border watching people enter the United States illegally. He was said […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – French President Nicholas Sarkozy loses in his bid for a second term. He later admitted that his biggest mistake, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and PETA have joined forces to try to get a law passed, that would make speaking in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – Patricia Krentcil, who was arrested for taking her young daughter to a tanning salon, may get the last […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is now stating that he is definitely reducing government spending in the near future. It appears that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mitt Romney continues to get very little nationwide support on his recent suggestion on how to deal with high […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Even though OWN is on the verge of bankruptcy losing over $100 million in 2011, Oprah Winfrey is trying […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bangalore, India – An Indian concert featuring 1100 artists, participate in their annual recital called “Shasra Veena Jhenkara”. Their primary purpose for […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Pakistan – The Taliban launch several suicide bomb attacks, protesting President Obama’s recent surprise visit to Pakistan. They stated that the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – GOP nominee Mitt Romney is pictured carrying three pizzas to a nearby family, in attempt to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Snoop Dogg’s agent states that he very is concerned over the rapper losing his street creds. He explained […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Troy, New York – ACLU President Sandra Herman, comes under fire after speaking at the Sanctuary for Independent Media. She stated that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At the Voters Values Summit, Mitt Romney tells a crowd that he is not concerned that many people from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – Two Arab men with magic markers are seen making squiggly lines on poster board, as rumors continue to circulate […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Rumors continue to circulate regarding the senility of former President Jimmy Carter. Questions about his mental state arose from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBC’s “Who Do You Think You Are?”, has decided not to air their recently taped episode of Nancy […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Devout Muslim Louis Farrakhan, is now demanding that Congress investigates the National Hockey League, alleging institutionalized racism. He also […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Greensboro, North Carolina – During his trial, John Edwards decides to maintain 24 hour protection, especially when he’s at home. His security […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Plano, Texas – JC Penney announces that since Ellen DeGeneres has become their spokesperson, sales of women’s clothing in their stores has […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Maljamar, New Mexico – While speaking to a crowd near an oil field, President Obama states that he is tired of people […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – After a long meeting in Texas, GOP nominee Mitt Romney finally persuades Governor Rick Perry to campaign for him. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Palm Beach, Florida – The NAACP recently uninvited republican Congressman Allen West, from speaking at their local chapter, because he called the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – In an unprecedented move to reduce the ongoing frequent hostility between members, Facebook will be implementing a new […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Greensboro, North Carolina – John Edwards continues denying that he covered up his affair with his mistress Rielle Hunter, stating that was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After years of speculation, an unidentified man proves that a goat smells much better than the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama states that this latest scandal of Secret Service agents involved in prostitution, is a compelling reason for […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBA Commissioner David Stern, states the 7 game suspension given to L.A. Laker Metta World Peace […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In rare unity at Congress, democrats and republicans sign a petition that would ban Congresswoman Frederica Wilson of Florida, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Newt Gingrich’s campaign is now over $5 million in debt. The former Speaker of the House is now raising […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The L.A. Police are now getting involved with the on court incident, in which L.A. Laker forward Metta […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Regional Commissioner of the GSA (General Services Administration) Jeff Neely, finally comments on the scandal regarding over a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now seeking a court order to get President Obama’s dog “Bo”, immediately removed from the White House. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After hearing that President Obama used to eat dogs, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa offered to cook him some […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – For the first time in nine years, Oprah Winfrey did not make the Time Magazine List […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Former “Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson, is in trouble regarding her taxes. According to the IRS, Anderson has owed […]