BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A second grade teacher is seen conducting class during Career Day. She pops a balloon, telling her students that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Colorado Springs, Colorado – President Obama is photographed saluting the 2012 graduates of the Air Force Academy. He came there unannounced making […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Columbia, South Carolina – Texas Governor Rick Perry is seen showing his admiration for the U.S. military. He then apologized for not […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – A spokesman for the Indianapolis 500, states that civil rights activist Jesse Jackson has been permanently banned from the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden tells the World Affairs Council, that after nearly three years of him personally doing some […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The publishers of the Mirriam-Webster Thesaurus, announced that the editor Thomas Johnson has unexpectedly died, passed […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Knoxville, Tennessee – Desmond Hatch who is 33, set a Knox County record for having 30 children with 11 different women. During […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – Young boys are being shown the correct way to dress at an American public school, if they want […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton finally responds the picture of Bill with two porn stars. She said that she […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FAA fines British Airways $750,000.00, after giving them several warnings about their take-off procedures. In order to save […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to source from the White House, President Obama has a plan B just in case he loses in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even though members of the House of Representatives felt that Congresswoman Frederica Wilson gave a very passionate speech, they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Camp David, Maryland – British Prime Minister David Cameron, could hardly hold his excitement during a meeting with world leaders. His joy […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – The Cartoon Network announces that Sponge Bob Square Pants’ wife, has filed for a divorce. In the court documents, […]
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U.S. & World History – On May 6, 1937, the German passenger airship Hindenberg, caught fire and was destroyed during its attempt to dock at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Unaware that they were being recorded, Afghan President Hamid Karzai became momentarily speechless. For no apparent reason, German Chancellor […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Immokalee, Florida – Another Catholic school Ave Maria University, is the latest one to file a law suit against the Obama administration […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Los Angeles Laker guard Kobe Bryant speaks at a press conference, after the Thunder knocked them out of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Several Middle Eastern countries are now petitioning the Olympic Committee, requesting that they add “suicide bombing”, as a sport […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Reverend Delman Coates and Reverend Emmet Burns appear on the O’Reilly Factor, defending same sex marriages. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – After nearly a two decade study, a panel of doctors at the New England Journal of Medicine has come […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Greensboro, North Carolina – In his closing arguments, John Edwards attorney Abbe Lowell, emphatically states that his client is too pretty to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Former cast members of the 1970’s sitcom, “Welcome Back Kotter”, are now backing allegations against John Travolta, regarding sexual […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – You could hear a pin drop in a church after President Obama answered a question from a member of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Mitt Romney finally admits that in prep school, he got angry and held a classmate down to cut his […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Hasbro Toys announces they will be selling a scale model of Osama Bin Laden’s Pakistan home. It was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The CIA announces that they disrupted a plan by some Middle Eastern terrorists to kill Americans. The extremists created […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg listens closely to Kermit the Frog’s public confession at Yankee Stadium. With slurred […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Pawtucket, Rhode Island – Parker Brothers, who manufactures “Monopoly” and “Scrabble”, are defending their controversial decision regarding Congress. They said that they […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legal experts nationwide are stating that they are baffled over the most recent comment made by U.S. Attorney Eric […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At the conclusion of an investigation by the ATF, several top executives of the Wrigley’s Corporation have been indicted […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the Pentagon, over the last decade the number of Catholic chaplains in the military has dropped by […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama responds to black pastors nationwide, that are outraged the he supports same sex marriages. He tells them […]
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U.S. & World History – On June 25, 1876, in a ravine near Little Bighorn River in Montana, General Custer and his 266 men were surrounded […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jesse Jackson announces his plans to call for a boycott of all the upcoming performances by David Copperfield. Jackson […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Both the RNC and DNC have reluctantly acknowledged that the majority of American are nauseated with both Mitt Romney […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now stating that they plan on aggressively lobbying for a law that will ban all ultra […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Havana, Cuba – Pope Benedict XVI stated that he was deeply disappointed, after having a lengthy meeting with Fidel Castro. The Pope […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – Women in the Black Panthers are now targeting Victoria’s Secret stores, alleging flagrant racial discrimination. They are stating that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hundreds of people jeered and booed President Hu Jintao of China, after he said that the United States has […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As suspected by political analysts, President Obama tells Robin Roberts of ABC News, that he is in favor of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – National Geographic announces that they have discovered some ancient writings in South America that predates the Mayan calendar. Archeologists […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama reluctantly gives a speech to a large congregation in Chicago. He explained to them that in the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – At the Cathedral Square in the Kremlin, newly elected Russian President Vladimir Putin, has millions of citizens scared and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Lake Forest, California – Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church, is now expanding his ministry to include mammals at Sea World. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – Mitt Romney now states that he agrees with most political analysts, that Senator John McCain was the most boring, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are said to be considering the recent offer by New Line Cinema, to star […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Nutley, New Jersey – The attorney of Patricia Krentcil, John Caruso, finally gives an explanation for her abnormally dark tan. He stated […]