BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While standing in front the Lincoln Memorial, President Obama addresses the subject of him eating dogs when he was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Stamford, Connecticut – A nervous and scared little girl gets very emotional, as she’s being comforted by her teacher in kindergarten. She […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Justice Department states that it is well prepared for the second trial of former baseball star Roger Clemens. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – College Park, Georgia – Televangelist Creflo Dollar shocks his congregation, when he states that the members of his church that don’t tithe […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan, states the he is appalled at the scandal, which began after one of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Muppets star Miss Piggy, now openly admits that she used to date Mayor Michael Bloomberg, while […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After her appearance on the “Tonight Show”, doctors for Jessica Simpson state that for weeks they have been […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mogadishu, Somalia – U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed reports that Omar Hammami, the American-born leader of an Al Qaeda-aligned terror group in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington D.C. – The eleven Secret Service agents that were sent home for being involved with prostitutes in Colombia, are now demanding […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Director James Cameron, who wrote and produced “Titanic”, still refuses to comment on a letter in a bottle […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sanford, Florida – The New Black Panthers state that they are now gearing up for a race war in the United States. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cartagena, Colombia – Approximately a dozen Secret Service agents covering President Obama in Colombia for a leaders summit, were sent back to the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Richard Simmons is all smiles after doctors inform him that he did not have the early stages of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder states that he will not prosecute the New Black Panthers for putting a million […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Mitt Romney is still struggling trying to gain support from the average American. He made the statement that he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Iowa City, Iowa – Teresa Wagner is suing the University of Iowa College of Law and former dean Carolyn Jones for employment […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Ann Romney, the wife of Mitt, defends herself on CNN regarding allegations that she never worked a day in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Lifetime Channel announces a new reality show that will premier this fall. The series will […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More outrage over the GSA’s plan to give bonuses to 50 employees for organizing the lavish conference in Las […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Florida Marlins coach Ozzie Guillen apologizes after getting suspended five games, for stating that he loves and admires Cuban […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arden Hills, Minnesota – Congressman Ron Paul finally confesses his real age before a packed auditorium. As an eye witness, he raised […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – McDonald’s employee Mirlande Wilson, finally admits that she lied about having the winning lottery ticket that would have made […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Corcoran, California – Convicted murderer Charles Manson is denied parole again for the 12th time at Corcoran State Prison. He tried to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Gettysburg, Pennsylvania – Rick Santorum calls it quits in his run for the republican presidential nominee, blaming the weather for his financial […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Augusta, Georgia – Tiger Woods caddie Joe LaCava, has decided not to file charges against his boss for assault and battery. Frustrated […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Newly released correspondences between (the late) artist Thomas Kinkade and the ACLU shows the ongoing animosity between the two. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – GOP nominee Mitt Romney, states that he will be selecting his running mate based on whoever has a business […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Augusta, Georgia – Women’s organizations are still angry at Augusta National Chairman Bill Payne, for not allowing women to join their club. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Liberal journalist Keith Olbermann gets fired for the fouth time, this time from Current Tv. Desperate […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The federal agency GSA (General Services Administration), is under fire for spending more than one million dollars of taxpayer […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On his radio show, Al Sharpton demands that all candy manufacturers rename the popular Easter gift […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After gathering information nationwide on lottery winners who have won millions of dollars, the FBI announces some shocking statistics. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Monica, California – Students storm a meeting of the Board of Trustees at Santa Monica College demanding that their tuition remains […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Canada continues their plan to eliminate pennies from their circulation, along with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Israel, the Netherlands, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move, all nine Supreme Court justices sign a letter objecting to President Obama giving their home […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The President of the American Constitution Society Caroline Fredrickson, defends ObamaCare on the O’Reilly Factor. She […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Ontario – The Canadian government announces that the end of 2012, the Royal Canadian Mint will no longer be making pennies […]
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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – Prosecutors in South Bend, Ind., file charges Monday against four St. Joseph County Democratic officials and deputies. It […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Members of the ACLU are stating that their organization has gotten way “too” liberal. They are now demanding that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Rod Blagojevich states at his last press conference before going to prison, that he will appeal his conviction. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After his legal team’s rough week in front of the U.S. Supreme Court, President Obama indirectly threatens the nine […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – The Port Authority that operates airports in New York and New Jersey, plans to impose severe penalties against […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Forest Hills, New York – Due to the recent emotional breakdown of one of their pilots, Jet Blue is taking steps to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – After their victory in the NCAA semi-finals, two guards from Kansas participate in an experiment conducted by scientists […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Maxine Waters explains to a large Mexican crowd, that George Zimmerman who is half white and half Latino, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Actor/Director Spike Lee was unapologetic about mistakenly tweeting to over 250,000 people, the wrong address regarding […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The San Francisco Police Department state that two cars full of transvestites crashed into each other, when the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook will soon be enforcing a new policy that makes it more difficult to “unfriend” or block someone. […]