Zebras in east and southern Africa received a letter from a group of the area’s deadliest predators. The letter appeared to be an apology for […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My mother puts pictures of me on Facebook, usually old ones, and invariably says, “Look how skinny you were!” I’m 60 now, and […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mind use to have a poultry farm that was thriving, and he was making lots of money. However, lately he can barely […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a friend who doesn’t drive and constantly asks me to take her places. As a good friend, I do it. When […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In many business offices, they often have tall rubber or plastic plants. But in my opinion, considering where the plants are, they should be called […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Whenever my husband, kids and I go away, my mother-in-law insists on staying at our house. She then rearranges the rooms in my […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
An atheist as he got older, was increasingly vocally bolder Since he died he regrets that he can’t pay his sin debts, and he’s in […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’ve lived in my apartment for almost 10 years and had the same downstairs neighbor since I moved in. About three years ago, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently called a local meteorologist and asked her if there was going to a blizzard the following day. She emphatically told me there was […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I had pretty much an ideal childhood. My parents have never had issues that I ever saw. We went to church every Sunday, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I walked into a friend of mine’s apartment and it was so hot. So I jokingly asked him, “What do you have the thermostat set […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, How do I keep my frugal friend from meddling? I enjoy her friendship, but our lives are not the same. I married a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine recently bought a cell phone, and put the image of a horse on the back of it. He said ever since […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I don’t know what to do about my 18-year-old niece. She walks around the house in her underwear. She’s been doing it for […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
If people are able to hold press conferences in hell, they should be very careful on what they say, because there will always be a […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am an active widower with five grown children. Although three of them live in the same city and two live in a […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
If Satan’s runs his realm like a modern day corporation, his business would have an HR which keeps track of their person-hell.
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, What’s the best way to decline handshakes? In social settings, I often find myself ready to dine, hands washed and sanitized, only for […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s coroner who’s a coroner, and he said he plans on retiring soon, because he wants to create a […]
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Dear Blake, I am friendly with a woman who is wonderful and caring. She calls to ask how I’m doing, drops off coffee to say […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Something really weird recently happened after I was looking on my wrist at my new Timex. I didn’t hear the sound of ticking, so I […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a problem I just can’t identify. I suppose it’s a combination of a lot of issues. I live with my boyfriend […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine just starting a business, where he delivers food to people’s homes, they are sick and shut-in. He does it using his […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My husband and I have been married 45 years. We are both retired and have hobbies to keep us busy. My problem is, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I was taking a stroll in Atlantic City when I noticed that everyone I went by seemed to be disinterested, blasé, and inattentive. And I […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I host an annual party for many longtime friends. Some of them bring their (small) dogs, and that’s OK. My problem is, one […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine who is completely tone deaf, and she sounds horrible! I decided to give her a gift that would encourage […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, Two good friends of mine lived together and then had a falling out. There wasn’t a big explosion, but simmering emotions eventually led […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend of mine who is a pilot, recently tried to acquire a small private jet to start a business. His idea was to shuttle […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My 80-ish mother has always considered herself an artist, although her paintings are bad at best. She insists on gifting paintings at major […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I recently went out and bought some knives, and when I got home, I realized that none of them were sharp. In hindsight, I should’ve […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a real problem with my cousin and her husband. I have two sons, 13 and 14, and both are on the […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine who works at T-Mobile, that is constantly trying to lose weight. And she was insulted when I told her […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I am a widow, and I miss my husband very much. We used to go out to dinner together often. I have friends […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In my opinion, some women are just way too vain and obsessed with their appearance. I based that on the fact that I went golfing […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I have a much younger friend in another state, and we like to keep in touch. I prefer email, as I’m elderly, hard […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
Even though I can’t biblically prove it, I believe that if there are any businesses in hell where a person can buy some secondhand clothes, […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My 57-year-old husband is consumed with watching videos on his cellphone. This is like an addiction for him. He spends hour after hour […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
A friend a mind that goes to mass weekly, is now debating if she wants to be identified as a woman even though she was […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, While my sister was incarcerated, she was evicted from her residence. She asked me if I would pack her belongings and store them […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s a senior citizen, and she is extremely sensitive about her age. It has gotten so bad, that last […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My sister doesn’t want children. I fully support her decision, and I’m happy she knows herself well enough to make it. She does, […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that works at Goodyear. His job is to make sure that a tag is on every tire, showing that […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, My daughter is being married in a month. Her fiancé is Canadian. We have reserved a block of rooms for guests who are […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
I have a friend of mine that’s a janitor at the Empire State Building. Unbeknownst to the public, janitors in the building compete in a […]
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Dear Blake, What is a proper tip to leave a server at an all-you-can-eat buffet? They bring water and bus the table, but we get […]
Life through Blake’s eyes…
In high school, I was the class clown. Some of things I said were really stupid, even though I wasn’t wrong. For example, one of […]
Blake’s Advice Column
Dear Blake, I’m a divorced man. I’m semi-retired, work four days a week on second shift and have an easy job. I draw Social Security […]