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I was hanging out with my nephew near a pond, when I saw him doing something that made my jaw dropped. Instead of skipping rocks, […]

I continue to have nothing but bad experiences when I go to the movies and I’m sick of it! It’s either some idiot texting on […]

I think some cop had it in for me when I got arrested a few years ago after he stopped me in my car. I […]

When I was young, I thought my father genuinely didn’t like me. I later found I was wrong about that assumption, when he told me […]

I’m not like a lot of wimpy guys that literally scream during scary scenes in movies. For me the most all I’ll do is lose […]

I recently sent $3500.00 to a company in Nigeria that will soon make me royalty! They have connections with the British Embassy, and after I […]

Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop, When the wind blows, the cradle will rock, When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, And down will come […]

What’s up with this “internal bleeding” nonsense? Why is it even considered a problem? If the blood is contained in the body, what’s the big […]

I recently ended a relationship with a woman I was involved with for a few months. Weeks before I ended it, she jokingly told me […]

Something that I recently found disturbing is, back in the old west when a cowboy wore a “10 gallon hat”, in the metric system it […]

I was just informed by one of my relatives that I have been uninvited to our upcoming family picnic, because of a recent incident that […]

After 20 years of research and countless requests through the Freedom of Information Act, I finally got the answer to a question that I believe […]

Over the years, I’ve ended quite a few relationships. I would never embarrass these women by printing their names, but I will list their occupations, […]

My very argumentative cousin told me to meet him at a sports bar last night to watch a couple of games. When I arrived, he […]

An ex-girlfriend contacted me out of the blue last week, and has invited me over for dinner. I thought she still hated me because of […]

I was walking through a park about a week or so ago, I ran across an elderly man that appeared to be around 80 years […]

A friend of mine told me that San Francisco is an extremely liberal city and has no traditional values whatsoever. I found that hard to […]

While standing in front of Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota with a group of tourists, I remember one man saying how patriotic it made him […]

I just paid $300.00 for some everyday all purpose 3D glasses. No matter what I look at, it’s in 3D, mainly because the frame does […]

I have always admired my nephew because he is the most ambitious I know. When he was just eight years old he started a lemonade […]

Anytime I see someone stranded on the side of the road because their car broke down, if I have the time, I usually pull up […]

While I was vacationing in Wyoming, I saw a magnificent bald eagle soaring over a lake. All of a sudden with incredible precision, it swooped […]

I saw the craziest thing on a tennis court yesterday. Two women were playing a doubles match in an intense game. One of the women […]

Sometimes when I’m walking down the street on a beautiful day, when the sun is shining and there are a few billowy clouds floating in […]

Anytime I’m riding with my cousin, no matter who cuts him off on the road, he never gets mad. However, every time he sees some […]

Yesterday I was the winner bidder, and I paid $825.00 for a used air guitar that I bought through eBay. I hope I didn’t get […]

I was in shock after I recently found that “Godzilla” who was in all of those movies, was not a real monster, but a man […]

I went to visit my cousin the other day because I haven’t seen him for years. When I entered his home, I was shocked and […]

Because I always lived in big cities, my recent visit to a farm was quite a disappointing experience. After sitting outside for hours in a […]

Yesterday I paid $75.00 to take an online course, that was going show me how to never get ripped off through internet scams. Immediately after […]

Unfortunately I was sued in small claims early this week, and I was ordered to pay medical costs of a Jack-in-the-Box employee for the second […]

My doctor told me I was a hypochondriac. I told her that’s probably be accurate because I was sick of her too! (Yeah I’m mentally […]

  My best friend and I love playing our music. But when he told me that he paid $500.00 to move his grand piano across […]

  I personally do not believe women with children should be licensed to repair computers. This one lady came over my house, took my computer […]

I was walking past a clothing store in a mall when I saw a group of guys inside using some very foul profane language. When […]

The first job I ever had, was working at McDonald’s. One day I made a hamburger that was so perfect, I broke into tears. My […]

I went on a date with a trapeze artist after the circus came to town when I used to live in Chicago a long time […]

The dense thick wool on a wooly mammoth was once thought to be more than adequate to keep it warm while it existed during the […]

I was standing in line at a bank, when a man standing in front of me started bragging about the custom diamond studded Rolex watch […]

I have been on a quest as of late. I have secretly been following my ex-girlfriend everywhere she goes, and I’ve even hacked into her […]

I have OCD (Obsessive-compulsive disorder), and in the past few years, I have displayed some uncontrollable rage anytime my clothes weren’t spaced evenly in my […]

I always take carry-out from Chinese restaurants, so I finally decided to actually stay and enjoy a meal. I know they eat with chopsticks, so […]

A little known secret that I have shared with very few people, is that I used to date Tina Turner. I can still remember when […]

I recently went out for the first time and bought some goldfish because I haven’t had a pet in a long time. I figured I […]