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My mother and father were intolerant of people using profanity in our home. They were so strict in that regard, that my parents didn’t allow […]

My niece who is really smart, regularly goes out of her way to try to make me look uneducated and stupid, because I would consistently […]

Some of my male friends tell me that I’m a wimp because I refuse to stand up to my wife. I respect their opinion, but […]

One thing that I have learned after recently getting married is, just because my wife is well educated, doesn’t necessarily mean…

A couple of days ago, I celebrated my birthday at T.G.I. Friday’s and finally met my new in-laws. I told my “step” daughter that if […]

My nephew who has had countless run-ins with the law, joined the Army last year and finally turned his life around. I was talking to […]

In the Book of Genesis, God had decided how He would create the earth and the sequence in which it would be done, and nothing […]

I received some good news this week. My cousin thought he was going to get fired from his job, but instead he only received some […]

I can still remember an incident when I was a kid, that had my parents fuming. On an autumn day, my mother and father told […]

My wife recently told me that one of my most irritating character flaws is how gullible I am. I couldn’t disagree with her more. I […]

For months, my nephew’s ex-girlfriend said he was the father of her child, and for months he denied it. When a paternity test proved that […]

I have a low opinion of people who steal, but dumb crooks during the holiday season in my view, are the absolute worst! Anyway, a […]

I have a new service that I am currently marketing. If anyone out there wants to pay a fee to hear someone utter a low, […]

I had one of the weirdest dreams of my life last night. I dreamt I was at a health club, and a terrifying monster was […]

I was at Walmart, with my sweetie yesterday, and she showed me a side of her that she warned me about. She told me that […]

In my opinion, most clichés are funny and strange, but there are a few of them that are genuinely dangerous. I have a close friend […]

I had a really weird dream the other day. I dreamt I saw three witches had gathered and was stirring a large kettle. All of […]

I learned in my youth to be very careful in choosing my words. Here’s an example why. One day when my parents called home while […]

I spoke to an attorney earlier this week, and I was informed that I have an excellent chance of winning a lawsuit against a tv […]

As big as this planet is, I’m amazed at the cultural similarities between America and other countries. Such as, in America, if a tarantula is […]

Last year on October 31st, was the strangest experience I have ever had on Halloween. About 9 p.m. after the young trick-or-treaters went home, some […]

I went to a night club the other day, and I met this stunningly beautiful Hispanic woman. To say she was gorgeous is an understatement. […]

A couple of friends of mine who recently got married, are English teachers for first graders. I thought the ceremony was beautiful. And I was […]

A friend of mine told me that she had lost her sense of taste and smell. She also added that if she was eating some […]

My next door neighbor’s wife has a very foul mouth, and she often embarrasses him in public. Since her profane rants are very predictable, he […]

A few weeks ago, something happened to me that has restored my faith in humanity. Over the years, I have interacted with a lot of […]

In my opinion, if you take something that’s not yours, it’s stealing. A friend of mine told me that one of his co-workers is very […]

A few years ago, I hired a tree removal service to completely remove a tree from my front yard, as if it were never there. […]

I was recently dating a woman, and the relationship abruptly ended, and I still have no idea why. I was initially attracted to her because […]

I have a friend of mine who has a hummingbird feeder that she fills with sugar water regularly. I have repeatedly told her to get […]

I have often been very critical of a friend of mine, for not standing up to his domineering girlfriend. Since they have been dating, she […]

A friend of mine closely monitors the innerworkings of local and federal government, told me that he has left his party, and created a smaller […]

Apparently doctors are now getting political, and I don’t like it! I live in Las Vegas, and when I went to a clinic last week […]

A few years ago when I was driving pass a bus stop in Chicago, I watched people exit the large vehicle. After the last person […]

A few years ago, I was really embarrassed when I misunderstood something that a perfect stranger said to me. I was eating at a buffet, […]

Last week, I actually met one of the seven dwarfs, specifically Grumpy. I asked him why he always seemed to be so irritable. He told […]

A friend of mine was talking about his childhood experience and he said he grew up in a haunted house. When I asked what did […]

My next door neighbor is a millennial, and she can’t even talk for 2 minutes without using the word “whatever” repeatedly, and I find it […]

A few years ago when I was in Rock Springs, Wisconsin I decided to check out some of their big cats at a local zoo. […]

After being divorced for more than 30 years, this is what I have concluded about woman. Any woman that I am attracted to, and she’s […]

A had dinner with a friend of mine at the Olive Garden last night because she loves Italian food. After being seated and placing our […]

A friend of mine called me a few days ago, informing me that his house burnt to the ground, so I asked him what caused […]

I was watching a baseball game when a batter got hit in the head and was knocked unconscious. When medics examined the man, he had […]