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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I recently took a friend out to dinner as a thank-you. We are both retired, and she knows…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A really strange thing happened to me at church last week when I asked my pastor about Psalm 8:2, which…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, This is embarrassing. I am 30 and don’t drive. I have extreme anxiety and a learning disorder that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While growing up, I was always the class clown. My jokes and funny stories always leave’em giggling. People would go…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 22 and I recently left my job and flew halfway across the country for an internship on…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine recently bought a pool table, and he asked me to stop by to give him some…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I will celebrate our 22nd wedding anniversary on the seventh of next month. My brother…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me that she thought she has a problem with insects in her home but wasn’t…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My sister is driving me and our other sister nuts. There are five years between the three of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The first time I ever took someone to court, I was only 10 years old, and I sued one of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, What does one do in the case of lending out DVDs and never seeing them again? This happened…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the bible during Jesus’ lifetime, he pretty much walked everywhere he went with the exception of him entering Jerusalem…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a father of four. My sons are 62 and 52. The older one calls me about…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In the Old and New Testament of the bible, people frequently drank wine, and the Jews gave a nickname for…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My friends and family constantly ask me when I plan to get a new phone. I have a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had no idea that hogs could also be thieves. While I was on a farm with a bunch of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My brother-in-law has always been a bully and a chronic liar. It has torn our family apart. He’ll…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I love archery, and I was recently practicing with my bow and arrow on a farm. Many of the animals…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While driving through Arizona, I had a very unusual experience. I stopped at a town to get some gas and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a platonic friend and part-time caregiver of a wealthy gentleman. I now reside in his residence…

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