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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I was scheduled to get married three days ago, but at the last minute, we called it off….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have no idea why people often feel compelled to “swear on a stack of bibles”. At the most it…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 65 years confined to a wheelchair, and I live in an upscale assisted living home which…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently got dumped by a woman in a very strange way. We weren’t getting along too well, so when…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am going to meet someone that I met on Facebook in the next week. Here is where…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember the definition of “fortified” when my class was given a test while I was in grammar…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, There’s this guy I like at my company, and I’m not sure he likes me in return. Here…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I met one of my new neighbors last week, and she happens to be a dwarf. She told me her…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My former friends at school were in a tough, trouble-making group. We often ran wild.  I have gotten…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I dreamed I had bought an entire floor of the Empire State Building and I owned a glue manufacturer. At…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My best friend has gone off the deep end over a boy she met. She is fourteen and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s the queen of the nitpickers. Her nitpicking has driven everyone close to her…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 28 and I still live at home with my parents. I have never had a full…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I hate interacting with people that easily get off the subject we’re talking about because it really irritates me. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My boyfriend owns a company that makes iPhone apps. Last year he made more than $650,000, just in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A couple of months ago, my niece met a man she instantly became attracted to at a party, and she…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 51 year old woman that has never been married, and I don’t have any kids….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It’s amazing how much you can learn from the bible. At church last Sunday I found out that Goliath was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Last year, I met and fell in love with a woman that I plan on marrying later this…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I used to travel fairly regularly, I lodged at a lot of memorable places. One location that I’ll never…

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