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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The following is an excerpt from a very angry crowd: “Getting flood insurance is a waste of money”, shouted one…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been divorced for eight years and have a wonderful, kindhearted 13-year-old son. My ex-husband is supposed…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just finished reading a book called “How To Stop Being So Selfish”. It changed my view of life, and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A year ago I met the untouchable Ice Prince Charming and somehow managed to snatch him up a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went on a blind date last night that was set up by one of my friends. We met at…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake,  I talked with one of my siblings about having a joint vacation. He suggested all of us get…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew called me recently, proudly stating that he has gotten really good at fencing, and hopes one day he’ll…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a question about nail-biting/finger chewing. We recently hired a new employee who is in daily contact…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just heard about one of my childhood friends that I always thought was pretty smart, went hiking and was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m not a dog person. I am, however, surrounded by dog owners — my family, my husband’s family,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been attracted to women for some odd reasons over the years, especially the last four I dated. One…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend, whom I met through a local charity organization. We have many things in common,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a very strange dream last night, and I can remember it in detail. I was standing in front…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My daughter is an only child and will turn 6 soon. The only thing is, my parents and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A long time ago, while I was on vacation in Cornwall, England, I met a man who was obviously a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am married to a great guy. We’ve been together 27 years, so I know him well. He…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can’t wait to see the solar eclipse tomorrow. Some guy standing in front of the grocery store tried to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, You and your readers may consider my problem trivial, but to me it’s really irritating. My wife, who…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw an MMA fight when a man got kicked in the head so hard, that his chin literally…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 102, and I have outlived many of my longtime friends. In my address book I counted 22…

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