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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son was married last month. Before the wedding, he asked me if I would contribute financially to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently on a small boat when I saw a large group of grapes floating nearby. The appeared to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, What is the protocol when you are re-gifted something you bought someone (birthday, Christmas, etc.)? I have no…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A husband and wife that just moved in next door, I believe is running from the law. They drive a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband comes from a family of practical jokers. When I first married him I tolerated it. However,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor was telling me about his two teenage girls that are out of control. They both use…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I live in a small town in the Northwest. After many years here, feeling that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine told me about the most unorthodox business I have ever heard of. He opened up his…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Yesterday I was in a retail store with my service dog. The clerk asked me what kind of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While watching tv, I have noticed that the most popular commercials always have smooth jazz being played in the background….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 71-year-old woman living with my 49-year-old single daughter in her house. She works during the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin who lives down south, wrote a letter to PETA, informing them that he has an AK-47, and he…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I finally made the decision to further my education with a master’s degree. At present, I have one…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be WiFi in hell. After thinking about it, I told…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been reading your advice column for years. Do you ever get concerned about giving some advice,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I dreamt I was at a concert, and Mick Jagger was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, At an amusement park recently, I was unable to win the woman I’m dating the oversized stuffed giraffe…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my closest friends is Hispanic, and last week he ignored my warning and bought a bathroom scale from…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a woman and have a problem: I don’t have a mouth filter and haven’t since childhood….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was about five years old and was learning how to write the alphabet, I practiced making each letter…

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