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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My father — aged 68, active and in good health — has become increasingly obsessed with deciding who…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For the past week or so, I have been contacted several times a day on my cellphone by Pepsi and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I were together for eight years before we married a year ago. He has a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last Christmas, I didn’t purchase a single present for my friends or relatives anything, and every one of them got…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, It’s Christmas time and I don’t have much money to spend. I recently retired when I turned 50…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to an auction, where vintage candy wrappers were going to be the most sought after merchandise. When I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A few years ago, my two BFFs had milestone birthdays within a few weeks of each other. Wanting…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine was telling me about the ending of the hit movie “Titanic”, because people are wondering if…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My elderly mother lost her husband and will be moving in with me. The problem is, Mom is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who’s not a Christian, asked me an interesting question. He stated that he believes he is…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I love my sister, but her 4-year-old son is completely out of control. He runs around restaurants, screaming…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Me and a friend of mine have the exact same dating convictions, which is, we refuse to date anyone who…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, When I was 17, I was engaged to a serviceman. I broke the engagement because my mother disapproved….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently lost a close friend after he assaulted me. He loves classical musical, and I told him at best,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a man who owns a large four-bedroom home, and I have two tenants. One pays the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, We bought our first home seven months ago. We love it, except for one major issue. Our neighbor,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

The pianist at my church is very gifted. Not only is she a talented musician, she can also repair most…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 17-year-old girl and somewhat spoiled. My mother delivers breakfast in bed to me daily. My…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I grew up in Chicago, I rode the “L” countless times to get around town. Because of some of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 51-year-old married woman. I have a friend who is 68 and divorced. We have a…

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