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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I reconnected with a guy from high school five months ago. We started hanging out and eventually decided…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in Chicago last week, I was walking down the street on a dark and stormy night. From…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 15-year-old girl and a sophomore in high school in San Diego.. Last year I went to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine ran for assemblyman and lost in a humiliating landslide. Two days before the midterms, he was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My only son and his wife had their first baby recently. My daughter-in-law treats me terribly. She’s hypercritical…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the bible in 1 Corinthians 15:52, the rapture will happen instantaneously as it states, “In a moment, in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Twelve years ago, I taught a boy in my first-grade class. I was very fond of him, and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine has 12 dogs, and he literally gave them the names “January” through “December”, and I thought…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Every year around Halloween, my six year old son has serious trouble with all of the monsters and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a compulsive gambler. He will wager his money on anything and everything. Due…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My parents — both in their early 90s — have lived with me for three years because they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wonder why so many locations all over the globe have misleading names. Such as, at Easter Island, there are…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve had it up to here with my crabby next-door neighbor. She grows vegetables in her garden —…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was shocked when I found out that a couple I have known for years and seemed to be in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been dating the most amazing man for the past 11 months. As we approach the one-year…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I find it absurd that fish and all other marine creatures, relieve themselves in oceans, seas, rivers, and lakes. How…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Common manners are going extinct quicker than the dinosaurs did. I was raised to open doors, stand up…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Last night while having dinner, I got into a really heated exchange with a woman I was dating. We were…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My in-laws are angry that I have declined to host them over the holidays this year. My husband…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who owns a vegetable market, discovered he had a very strange looking vegetable. It looked so…

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