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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m recently married, and in my opinion, my wife has too many pets — seven inside dogs. She…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Something very strange has been happening to me lately when it’s a full moon. I would start growing fangs, claws,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, When I first started dating my boyfriend seven years ago, I told him that I wanted to someday…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Lately, I have been having problems with the back portion of the bottom of my feet. They feel numb and…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been in a relationship with someone for 11 months. He has full custody of an 3…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was standing on the shore of the Pacific Ocean when I saw something very strange approaching me that was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I was recently hired as a chauffeur in New York City. There was never any mention of how…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few years ago while I was driving in Minnesota, I got pulled over by a cop and given a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m so tired of dating! I’ve been single a long time—most of my twenties. But the thing I’m…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A couple that lives next door to me are getting a divorce. They know I’m a Christian, and they asked…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am considering putting aside some money for my granddaughter’s college education while I am able to do…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew is suing his former friend in small claims court for the $400, because he was never given the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, May I educate your readers about a little-known disorder called misophonia? It means “hatred of sound,” and it…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was visiting a friend of mine at his house, and his place is always filthy and he is constantly…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I want to go to Europe this summer, but we don’t want to take his…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who has severe arthritis in his fingers, recently got a medical marijuana card to help him…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a sophomore college student who has finally settled in with a group of friends I love and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, me and a couple of my friends drove to the top of Mt. Charleston where there is lots of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I feel petty complaining about this, but my wife has a habit I can’t stand. We keep a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was walking down an alley the other day, when I noticed a man sitting on the ground with sign…

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