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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 3-year-old grandson hurts animals. He’s intelligent and articulate. He understands many concepts about all kinds of things….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be any insects in heaven? After thinking about it, I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a man who has read your column regularly for years. Now that I’m retired, I find…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really strange dream last. I dreamed I lived on Mars, and the Martians looked exactly like humans…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a neighbor, “Mrs. Smith,” whom I see often in another neighbor’s yard, “the Joneses,” when they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My son often calls me a wimp because he said I am scared to stand-up to my ex-wife. He felt…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 32 and have been dating my boyfriend, for five years. However, when we visit his family who…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For years, early every morning I would walk for about 40 minutes which totaled around 2.5 miles. But this morning…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have a disagreement about when a person should be allowed to get up from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I went to a nearby park, being black, I think I might have been a victim of racism. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Years ago, I bought a beautiful little cottage in the North Carolina mountains as a second home. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I thought I lived in a safe crime free neighborhood. Apparently I was wrong. While doing my morning walk, I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My mother is my best friend, but I can’t stop yelling at her for invading my privacy. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Men should learn to read a woman by her subtle actions. When on a date, I can tell by a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m dating my grammar school and high school sweetheart, “Gary.” We’ve known each other since I was 6….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have personally seen how difficult and dangerous it can be for a cop in their daily life. One of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a quick question. How long after a death should you wait to send a sympathy card,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After dating a math teacher for a few months, I ended the relationship. I sent her a text that had…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My co-worker and supposed friend asked if she could borrow my wedding dress because she thought it was…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently decided to buy a dog. I wanted a purebred until I found out how expensive they are, so…

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