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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am writing a screenplay about a man that lives close to the threshold of the Grand Canyon. The storyline…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Earlier this month, my good friend injured his back, so I offered to help out with chores and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who works at a pet store, told me that he recently opened up a case of…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My older sister was born on July 4. She’s now in her 60s and refuses to celebrate the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While on my morning walk, I noticed a city worker that appeared to be really angry as he was repairing…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My sister says it’s rude to arrive at a party at the time specified on the invitation. She…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For Father’s Day, my son gave me a “My Heritage DNA” kit. He knew for years I wanted to trace…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I are retired. We love being near the water, but my husband drags a chair…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I find it fascinating how certain books in the bible got their titles. One of them got its name from…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I met the love of my life eight months ago. Everything about our relationship is perfect. We both…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I told my psychiatrist I am currently dating a woman that I rarely get along with. I explained that during…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a teetotaler. As frequently happens when a group of friends share a meal together at a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I heard a story about two college students who were roommates at seminary, that rarely got along. One day they…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I love my grandchildren. My problem is, my daughter expects me to baby-sit at the snap of a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt Superman was flying over an expressway that was being repaired…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I tend to react poorly when someone pulls a prank on me. My husband has always liked playing…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Right now, I feel very proud! I was recently informed that a nearby college is going to give me an…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Twelve years ago, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. It was a difficult pregnancy and delivery…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In my opinion on Judgement Day, the harshest penalty God can impose on non-Christians who are also arsonists, is NOT…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have been married 41 years. We live outside of Chicago, where the winters can…

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