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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son and daughter-in-law have a golf cart they allow their 6-year-old son, to drive. I feel that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though I’m a Christian, I try to avoid other Christians that act really pious. A perfect example, is ever…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a stay-at-home mom with three children — all in school. We recently had security cameras installed around…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

By my own admission, I am a very impatient person. And I have learned to never trust a fire breathing…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 87 years old and I no longer drive. My children drive me around but I have…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I witnessed one of the strangest things I had ever seen when I visited San Diego Zoo last year. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a close friend with whom I often travel and attend events. She’s a lovely person, but…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am sick and tired of Hollywood making movies, with misleading titles. I just went to see “Black Panther”. To…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a 75-year-old male former teacher and social worker. I stopped dating 30 years ago because the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream the other night. I love sweaters, and I dreamt that I was standing in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I need advice on how to deal with a friend/neighbor’s messy, unkempt backyard. We are getting ready to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine who suffers from insomnia, that has a unique way of dealing with his infliction….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A couple of years ago, when we moved to a home with more privacy than our previous home,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Because I love sour fruit, I just entered into a contract with a local grocery store, to have it delivered…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 35 and I’m dating this amazing guy a couple of years older than me. He really checks…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a Facebook friend that I was really attracted to. I wanted to meet her so bad, that I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband and I were invited by some friends to meet for dinner. We arrived first; they showed…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife used to tell me that she would get violently ill anytime I was near her. Now she says…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve recently started seeing someone, and we have shared a wealth of information about ourselves with each other….

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