BREAKING NEWS – Denver Colorado – Sandra Fluke, who famously testified at a Congressional hearing that the federal government should pay for her birth control, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While speaking at a Sunday morning service, President Obama states that one of his goals if re-elected, is to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – PETA and several Muslim organizations, announces that they have finally persuaded actor Kevin Bacon into legally change his last […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bangkok, Thailand – In an attempt to decrease the divorce rate, the government is now offering courses on the proper way to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC finally comes clean regarding them refusing to air any speeches given by blacks at the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – After Clint Eastwood speaks at the RNC convention, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder issues an arrest warrant for the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – The world’s shortest woman has met the world’s shortest man. Jyothi Amge, 18, of Nagpur, India, recently met Chandra […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tongling, China – The Chinese Army is stating that they recently successfully conducted a breakthrough experiment. After feeding two recruits a steady […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – Paul Ryan is seen pointing at Vice President Joe Biden backstage, after he somehow snuck into the RNC […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Mesquite, Texas – The Mesquite Pee Wee Football Association rules that 6-foot-1-inch Elijah Earnheart, that weighs nearly 300 pounds, is not eligible […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – The Republican National Committee state that they plan on proving that President Obama has had a lifelong entitlement mentality. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan is now being questioned regarding the theft of $100,000.00 worth of watches, sunglasses, and monogrammed Tiffany […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is visibly angry, as she turns down President Obama’s suggestion that she replace Vice […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – “Snooki” of MTV’s Jersey Shore, gives birth to a baby boy. During the initial examination of the newborn, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Monroe, Georgia – Besse Cooper celebrates her 116th birthday, and according to the Guinness Book of World Records she’s the oldest person […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – Without giving a reason, Vice President Joe Biden abruptly leaves Florida, right before the RNC convention. According to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – While being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Rihanna states that she still loves Chris Brown and always will, even though […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – A U.S. jury awards Apple over a billion dollars in a lawsuit against Samsung Electronics. After the verdict, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Beer enthusiasts are demanding that President Obama reveal the ingredients to the White House secret brew. A source close […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Former Cy Young winner Roger Clemens’ return to baseball, has now motivated other athletes to come out of retirement. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The efficiency of the Voter Participation Center has come into question, after it was discovered that they sent out […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Oulu, Finland – US air guitar champion Matt Burns and air guitar world champion 2011, Aline Westpha of Germany are both seen […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – NASA announces that they have concluded their investigation of two unnamed astronauts that were fighting over a parking […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal court denies U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder an injunction against Toys “R” Us, to stop them from […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Comedienne Rosie O’Donnell publicly announces that she recently had a heart attack. A source from the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, has been voted the ugliest female to ever walk the halls of the White […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on CNN by Piers Morgan, Spike Lee states that white people in America […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is urging all blacks to cast their ballot for President Obama. He promised that if […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Guatemala City, Guatemala – Police in Guatemala continue to search cars that may be carrying anything illegal. A clown that was stopped […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Rumors continue to grow that Fox News political contributor Tamara Holder, had an affair with civil rights activist Jesse […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden states that the title “MasterCard”, is an indirect reference to slavery and should be changed. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – An awkward moment happened on the Today Show, when Al Roker hinted that Matt Lauer threw […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – After Mitt Romney showed three years of his tax returns, Senator Harry Reid’s personal physician sends a letter […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA releases some declassified documents regarding the real reason that they sent a probe to Mars. President Obama was […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London England – Weightlifter Matthias Steiner of Germany, loses his appeal to the Olympic Committee regarding his interpretation of the rules of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Danville, Virginia – Vice President Joe Biden receives a thunderous cheer from a predominately African-American crowd, after he stated that Republicans are […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sopot, Poland – Even though an architect was able to prove that he was allowed to smoke doctor prescribed medical marijuana on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a congressional hearing, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton states that she is still undecided regarding speaking at the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Lansing, Michigan – Governor Richard Snyder states that he objects to the recent findings by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A young African-American girl is visibly upset at a Holy Trinity Church in London. The child later stated that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While visiting the Sikh Cultural Society in Queens New York, an angry Muslim is seen demanding […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – During an interview Jesse Jackson announces that while married, he has had several mistresses. He explained that just because […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – A newly created robot by Yaskawa Electric, is said to be the wave of the future. It will be […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a press conference, Vice President Joe Biden states that he is very impressed with how the U.S. athletes […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Harry Reid continues to hurl accusations quoting unnamed sources, this time against Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan. According to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama raised a few eyebrows while speaking at a church in Chicago, which left the congregation confused and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The Olympic Committee is now threatening to permanently ban any swimming coach that tries to help athletes gain and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C – Long time special agent James T. Hayes Jr., has filed a federal lawsuit, stating that Homeland Security Secretary Janet […]