BREAKING NEWS – Monroe, Georgia – At 114 Besse Cooper is officially the oldest person in the world. When asked what was her secret to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Governor Pat Quinn, says he is presently consulting with international lawyers trying to resolve an unprecedented dilemma. The Governor […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Scientists, doctors, and historians are still in shock after all 39 past presidents rose from the grave, with all […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – After several heated exchanges, British officials and the NAACP agree to have an internationally televised debate to determine who […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Dr. Melba Vasquez President of the American Psychiatric Association, states that she is now backing the position of a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC announces that this fall, “The Apprentice” will have as competitors, famous birds. Included in the list […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Zurich, Switzerland – Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is said to be extremely bitter that the estimated 70 billion dollars in his Swiss […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an attempt to get his approval rating higher, President Obama orders the flight crews at Andrews Air Force Base […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Racine, Wisconsin – The manufacturers of Raid, Johnson Wax, have stated that they will soon be marketing their newest product for controlling […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – Borders Books files Chapter 11 and plans on closing nearly a third of its’ 200 stores in the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “Snooki” from “Jersey Shore” is seen backstage after the Grammys blowing a kiss to someone that her manager stated, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Yorktown Heights, New York – IBM’s super computer “Watson” convincingly beat the best two Jeopardy players of all time. Ken Jennings who […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Now that former President Hosni Mubarak has resigned, anti-government protesters in Cairo’s Tahrir Square wave their shoes, demanding that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The website for Chicago public radio show “This American Life” states it found a list of ingredients for Coca […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – A woman remains in critical condition after being savagely attacked by her pet poodle. Witnesses say that the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In light of what has happened in Egypt recently and several other middle eastern countries, Janet Napolitano the Director […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Lady Gaga is seen getting out of an egg at the Grammys before performing one of her new releases. […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Southwest Airlines gets heavily fined by the FAA for several safety violations, and ordered to immediately stop promoting their […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Hundreds of anti-Mubarak protestors are seen jogging early every morning to remain physically fit. They said that even though Mubarak […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Christopher Lee serving the 26th District of New York who is also married, abruptly resigns […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Under imtense pressure, a defiant President Hosni Mubarak reluctantly steps down. He angrily stated that he plans on suing the Egyptian government […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After producers for Bravo Channel’s “Project Runway” saw Lindsay Lohan wearing a racy form fitting dress as she walked […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Modesto, California – A lawsuit filed by a wine distributor against Ernest & Julio Gallo because thousands of bottles were not sealed […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Betty Nguyen from the CBS Morning Show is seen giving Levi Johnston some study tips the […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Anti-government demonstrators are seen watching Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak’s televised speech at a cafe in Tahrir Square. Many of […]
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U.S. & World History – The Taj Mahal is a mausoleum located in Agra, India, built by Mughal emperor Shah in 1632. It is set […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Alexandria, Virginia – While reading a children’s book to some kindergarteners, President Obama points to the stars and stripes, telling the students that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Attorney Shawn Chapman Holley proclaims Lindsay Lohan’s innocence after she was charged with grand theft for stealing a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Guantánamo Bay, Cuba – In a poll taken of the muslim detainees at GITMO, 100% of them believe that women should not […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – On his way to the Spanish Steps in Rome for the traditional prayer, Pope Benedict XVI gets a ticket […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – Former Mayor Ray Nagin looks at a portrait of himself that is to be hung in the city […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Midway through an interview, President Obama gestures with his thumb, that Bill O’Reilly will have to hitchhike home. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has sent the publishers of Dr. Suess books Random House, a strongly […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Maysville, Kentucky – Citizens give mixed reviews of the Kentucky’s new law that allows the police to run anyone off the road […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – After the Cavaliers lost their record breaking 24th game in a row, coach Byron Scott sustained minor cuts and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – President Hosni Mubarak now states that he will step down, providing that the government informs him in writing, how […]
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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – After a silverback gorilla at a zoo in England was video taped walking upright, attorneys for PETA and […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – Al Gore states at a press conference, that the record snowfall and freezing temperature being reported across the United […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Danville, Kentucky – According to the Boyle County Public Library, it has now gotten so cold, that people are now regularly requesting […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sherman Oaks, California – CBS intervenes and takes a no-nonsense approach regarding Charlie Sheen once he entered into rehab. After arriving at […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Giza, Egypt – An Egyptian real estate developer is photographed looking at the magnificent pyramids, trying to determine if he should change the historic monuments into […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – For the first time in 12 years, schools all over the city were shutdown because of the midwestern blizzard, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Kent, England – Ambam, a silverback gorilla, at the Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in Kent, southeast England, has become an internet […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Wyomissing, Pennsylvania – A judge throws out a lawsuit filed by Cathy Cruz Marrero after she fell in a fountain while texting […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House John Boehner gets emotional while answering with hand gestures, after being asked by Vice President […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich that was convicted of lying to the FBI, stated at a press conference that […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – LeBron James, who has a reputation of literally crying after tough losses, is seen kicking and screaming having a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Because he couldn’t garnish any large support for his ideology from humans, Jesse Jackson has somehow convinced gullible farm […]