BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Secret Service and the local police broke up a fight in a restaurant between Mayor Daley and President […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bogota, Columbia – Edward Nino Hernandez is the shortest man in the world according to the Guinness Book of World Records. He […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Scientists, theologians, and archaeologists, are now intensely studying the Mayan calendar, which predicts the world will […]
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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – The ACLU is now pitted against Seaworld and PETA in an upcoming court battle. Seaworld and PETA has […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Yogyakarta, Indonesia – A local restaurant owner said business is booming as he prepares a meal for the evening patrons. Today’s special […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Reluctantly yielding to animal rights groups, Governor Shintaro Ishihara of Tokyo has finally funded the construction of a gigantic […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Tehran, Iran – According to one of the WikiLeaks cables, in December of 2009, the head of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Ali Jafari […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Newly elected Governor Jerry Brown, who has a reputation of being extremely liberal, has stated that within his first […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bhopal, India – Reebok discontinues their new shoe design that has been poorly received by the public. They were created for overweight […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Rosemead, California – Top executives of the nation’s largest Chinese Food franchise Panda Express, has now issued a public apology. They admitted […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – Mr. Potato Head has been arrested and charged with killing his missing wife. The Boise police say that he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – While in court for the most recent violations of the provisions of her probation, Lindsay Lohan is seen […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Amidst thousands of angry emails and phone calls, Tupperware yanked its most recent tv ad. Many people were outraged […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Beebe, Arkansas – Wildlife experts are trying to determine what caused more than 1,000 blackbirds to die and fall from the sky […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – Due to the sluggish economy, Hawaiian real estate has fallen on very hard times. The Honolulu Star-Advertiser has reported […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Braganca, Brazil – Fourteen year old Elisany Silva who is a towering is 6’9” is the tallest girl in the world. She has […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – At the Shanghai Zoo, a hippopotamus gets his teeth brushed, proving that animals in captivity have better dental plans […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bay, Wisconsin – Brett Favre gets emotional after returning to Green Bay to respond to a lawsuit. His father filed a […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Yosemite National Park, California – After countless warnings from park rangers for being disrespectful, a grizzly bear was fined $750.00 for constantly […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Wilmington, Delaware – Former senate candidate Christine O’Donnell, who once admitted that she dabbled into witchcraft, is now being investigated for […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennesse – A photographer catches Al Gore’s reaction, when he learned how much alimony his wife is asking for in […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Carlsbad, California – Thousands of personal trainers nationwide are presently creating a website. It will provide local classified ads, forums for jobs, housing […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The creator of Playboy Magazine, Hugh Hefner who recently turned 84, has announced that he is engaged to 24 […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – State Attorney General Lisa Madigan says she plans on indicting several top executives of the American Dental Association […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Wile E. Coyote sues the Acme Company over the countless injuries he sustained while using their products. Ironically […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – The CEO for 7-11 Joseph DePinto, stops the sales of their new Liquid Nitrogen Slurpee which is -321 degrees, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – A recently discovered race of people called the Chinese Silver Giants, were photographed laughing hysterically after being asked, “What […]
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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – The Mattel Toy Company states that they have already received thousands of complaints from Barbie collectors, that feel it’s […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Virginia Beach, Virginia – From the studios at CBN, televangelist Pat Robertson announces he feels that marijuana should be legal. The following […]
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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Film producer/director Michael Moore contributed $20,000.00 in an attempt to bail Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks out […]
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U.S. & World History – Winston Churchill, who was Britain’s most admired and respected Prime Minister, rose to prominence during World War II. On May 13, […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Bellwood, Illinois – A man hangs himself with a telephone cord because he was angry that his wife didn’t get him what he wanted […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – After having what they both called a “Very Merry Christmas” , Pope Benedict XVI and the Archbishop of Canterbury […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (15 of 15) For $119.95 the ultimate anti-theft device for cars can be yours. It’s a small concentrated explosive device that literally […]
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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an interview on Dateline at NBC, Spider-Man stated that even though he has no problem […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Southwest Airlines announces that they will soon have psychiatrists at their ticket counters, and will be charging an extra […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Due to the relentless rain over the past week, the Golden State has had a record amount of mudslides. Meteorologists […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (14 of 15) If you have a son, for $12.95 you can get the G.I. Joe Militia Group. This anti-government action figure […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Maywood, Illinois – A large crowd of angry snowmen marched to the mayor’s office demanding that he passes a law making it […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (13 of 15) If you have a family member who habitually goes off their diet by sneaking into the refrigerator trying to […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – ABC has announced that it has signed Julian Paul Assange editor-in-chief of WikiLeaks to be a contestant on […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The Pentagon – A submarine commander who finally admitted that he has a problem with alcohol, has been forced to retire from his […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (12 of 15) For kids 8 and up you can get the Amtrak Train Set for $79.95 with over 50 feet of […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Northern Alaska – The National Wildlife Federation states that for some unknown reason, many of the large carnivores in northern Alaska are […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Henderson, Nevada – In “Zappos 2009 Culture Book”, the origin of a very popular cliché that people use everyday has been traced […]
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Christmas Gift Ideas (11 of 15) If you’re in the habit of continuing to sleep even after your alarm goes off, for just $749.95 you […]
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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Due to the slow economy which prompted Santa Claus to lay off seven of his reindeer, this year he […]
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi rejoices after the Senate voted to end the ban of openly gay troops […]