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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have a dilemma we don’t know how to handle. We both recently retired. Our…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine that’s also a gifted seamstress, was telling me about an idea she has for a new…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I met a young couple about a year ago. They invite me out for lunch every few months….

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Because my next door neighbors (who are going through a divorce) had their window open last week, I heard the…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in my mid-40s, and a lot of my female friends are involved in multilevel marketing companies. Whether…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Because of the coronavirus, I cannot believe how many times during a 24 hour period I do a load of…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, When my husband and I eat a meal, as soon as he’s finished he gets up and wanders…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I live in Las Vegas and I recently started a petition. Because of the coronavirus, all of the casinos and…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a good friend who, every time I invite her and her husband over for dinner, always…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was on a date Saturday night with a very nice lady… at least that’s what I thought. As we…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

In every crisis, we should all try to think positive and look for the silver lining in the cloud. For…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Due to the coronavirus, it has been very difficult for me to find the items I normally purchase…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine has a major problem with his foot odor. He has tried everything, and nothing…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband retired four years ago. At first he seemed to enjoy not having to go to work….

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I got scammed by the same person, twice, but I didn’t hold it against him. A couple of years ago,…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, We’re a senior couple who have been together 20 years. My wife and I have a date night…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that a spaceship from another galaxy landed in the United…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 61 and dating a 63-year-old man, “Charles.” I live in my own apartment, pay my own…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Due to the food shortages, I have been buying whatever is available in stores and have been eating some strange…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve been friends with “Brenda” for nearly 40 years. We’ve had our share of tough times, but I’ve…