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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in my mid-30s and have just been married for the first time. I chose not to take…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am sick and tired of so-called tourist attractions using misleading titles to attract visitors! A few years ago I…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for a little over five months. We have enjoyed…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have discovered this week that I should not be a pet owner, because I don’t have the patience when…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Last week, I was in my college’s cafe, minding my own business and studying for a test. I…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my neighbors still has a job, because I see her going to work every day when I’m doing…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A few weeks ago, my husband and I had what I thought was a minor conflict, from which…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

How a person dresses can often tell you their intentions. For example, if you see someone put on a cape,…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband has a contentious relationship with our grandchildren. He generally is a fun, happy and interesting person….

Life through Blake’s eyes…

In Matthew 22:23-33, Jesus makes it clear that there will not be any weddings in heaven. So, I was wondering,…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My husband loves our cat too much. He buys “Miss Kitty” special treats, pets her, talks nicely to…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I don’t particular like proud egotistical people, and I guess my neighbor now knows that I feel that way. He’s…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work in the deli department of a grocery store and have been struggling lately. With everything that…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though it doesn’t say it in the bible in the first chapter of Genesis on the sixth day when…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am about to propose to my girlfriend. I was told that the rule of thumb in buying…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Matthew 10:35-37 records one of the interactions between Jesus and the disciples James and John. 35 Then James and John,…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am part of a couples group that gets together on a regular basis for dinner. The problem…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have sent a suggestion to the NFL for the upcoming season, in dealing with the corona virus. They should…

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a problem I can’t fix. I have been married for 54 years. For the last 20…

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking to a neighbor who’s also a doctor, that specializes on the health issues of people with anorexia….