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When I was visiting northern Nevada, I drove passed a dog park. But instead of there being a lot of four-legged animals out there, it […]

Last week, I was flirting with this really attractive lady at a party. After a few minutes of making her laugh, I told her my […]

I have now developed a very nasty attitude towards my son. For Father’s Day, I appreciated that he came over early this morning just to […]

The other day, I bumped into a German woman that I used to date. She told me that she dumped me because I would never […]

I came up with a brilliant  idea for a new restaurant. It’s fast food, for people that are fasting. And because I don’t have to […]

I was hiking alone in a dense forest in Washington state, when a beaver crossed my path. We both froze in our tracks , and […]

This lady that I have been trying to get with a date finally said “yes”, but only if I dressed a certain way. Initially, I […]

About a month ago, I played a joke on a therapist in my neighborhood. She had the sign “Therapist”, in front of her office. So […]

After all these years, my ex-wife has finally forgiven me for being such a lousy husband. She told me that she personally organized a social […]

I am now accepting donations from people that will help me lobby to pass a law, which will make it illegal for people to use […]

I had the strangest experience ever in my life, one evening a few months when I was in a Gulf Station. A man walked in […]

Well, I got arrested again yesterday, and this time it was by the FBI. A local cleaners contacted them after they found $200.00 of mine […]

I recently broke up with this lady that worked at the emergency ward in a hospital. I couldn’t stand being around her when she would […]

I recently went to see “Hunger Games”, and I am convinced that the title alone is a subliminal message, because during the film I ate […]

A lady friend of mine that’s extremely vain and constantly worrying about getting older, recently went online, paying a company $250.00 that guaranteed her that […]

I recently went to visit my 94 year old grandmother that lives in a nursing home. To my shock and surprise she asked me to […]

A classic remake of the “Three Stooges” will be released next month and I already know that most women won’t be interested in seeing it. […]

I recently traced my family history back 300 years, and I discovered that my great great great great great great great grandfather lived in a […]

I recently had a flashback to the only time I was ever arrested. I was playing poker with some of my friends, and when I […]

While I was talking to a neighbor of mine who was born and raised in Spain, he told me that he recently took some college […]

In mid-March one year, I went to San Juan Capistrano, California to see the return of the cliff swallows. As I was watching these legendary […]

I can still remember the moment my son was born. I followed the nurse as she took him to a different room, to give him […]

Can you believe this? I am writing this from a police station, and I’m currently being detained. I happened to see a robbery at a […]

I just came seem to find love. I recently got dumped by a lady that worked at the Lego Factory. I thought we were starting […]

My mother asked me what would I do if I ever won millions of dollars in the lottery. I told her that I would go […]

By my own admission, I know almost nothing about cars. I was very fortunate today when a man stopped me in the grocery store parking […]

I have been walking around with a black eye for the past two days. My injury was sustained after I got decked by a clerk […]

The platypus, found exclusively in Australia and Tasmania, is a very strange looking animal. It appears to have been made from the spare parts of […]

After giving it a lot of thought, I decided that I don’t ever want to date an attractive woman again. I don’t want to have […]

I was at McCarran Airport in Las Vegas, sitting down and relaxing waiting for my plane to arrive at the terminal. I then noticed outside […]

I will never go on another blind date. Never! Yesterday I went out with this really attractive woman, that I was told would light up […]

When I was in Chicago a couple of days ago, I gave a woman who was hitchhiking a ride. We hit it off almost immediately […]